First Times A Good Time
Weekend at Ryan's was freakin awesome!
Awesome-O-Meter rates it a 9.5!
OK, I got there Saturday night. I went for a fashionably late entrance, and it worked. Ryan had some friends over from Alabama, they were Brandon and Jordan. He had his girlfriend over, Ashley. He also had Richard and William there. And then me. It was tons of fun!
We started by just acting like idiots, eating candy and joking around. Then we watched some Texas Chainsaw Massacre, which was pretty gross, but really cool. Later that night, Richard and Ashley had to leave. So for the rest of the night, it was Brandon, Jordan, Ryan, William, and me acting like idiots. We tried to stay up all night, but it only worked till about 4 because it got really boring after that.
We did do one really fun thing, though. We all agreed we would mess with the first person that fell asleep. And that person happened to be Ryan. We started by putting toothpaste on his face, and then using the toothpaste as a sort of glue and put Smarties on his face. Jordan put a balloon beside his face and and for about 30 minutes we couldn't help but laugh. An hour or so later, he woke up and felt his face and was just like, "You guys suck."
That was when the laughter really started.
Well, Sunday morning William had to leave. Around 11 or so in the morning, we left to go to the beach to meet up with Ryan's uncle. Then we would go crabbing! I only caught 2, but I was so happy when I did. Jordan kept making fun of me because it was my first time and I wasn't doing that good, so I flung the first crab I caught at him and he freaked out. It was great!
Later on after a couple hours of crabbing, we went out to deeper water and dove off the top of the boat. Ryan's uncle rated our splashes, and my highest was a 7, I think. Jordan won, though. His was like, a 9 or so. Whatever it was, it was huge. Later we went to shore for a bit, then we got on the other boat and went tubing, which was really pimpin'. The first time I did it, I guess the pressure was too much and my nose started bleeding really bad. Got everywhere. It sucked. But the ride was sweet! After me, Ryan got on and tried to stand up and stuff. Crazy little bugger. After him, I got on again and tired the knee-riding. It was a bit easier, I think, and it was more comfortable! I stayed on for quite a bit before I flew off. About mid-way through my knee-ride, they made a ginormous turn and I was like, parallel to the boat. I had to lay down on my side to keep from flying off, but it was so fun!
Monday was pretty boring in the morning, but later we went and ate the crabs.
Mmm mmm mmm, they were so tasty...
Best part about eating them was how hard we laughed when Ryan showed us how to pull off the crab's penis. Ahem...
Well, Tuesday was kinda dull. Everyone was contemplating what we should do. We eventually went to Gilbert Run Park, which was then pummeled with rain. By the time we got back to the car, we were all soaked.
After that they took me home. I gave everyone a good-bye-hug and went inside.
Wow, that was jam-packed! Whee!
Nakey Jakey out