New Mars Volta fucking rocks.

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Ok, so heres a concept I came up with the otherday:

"fruit that tastes like other fruit"

ie. an apple the is cunchy but tastes like a peach, or perhaps a banana that is juicy and tastes like strawberries. What other flavor/look/texture combos would you suggest?

ALSO: I have started playing Starcraft (ftw)

i have an infection in my gums i think. i got some antibiotics and painkillers ( Read more... )

and some mistletoe all up in this piece

maybe a girl that's free of disease
and while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of g's yea

I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed
I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit

I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees
know yer daddy hates me it's drivin ya crazay

for the past 2 weeks this couple from the netherlands (aka holland) who have been friends with my grandparents for 30 years have been down to visit. today they left to go back and they said I could come visit them anytime ( Read more... )

they keep saying "bewbs"
british accents are so lol

"ah went to gewggle.com an gewggled bewbs jobs"

tv: "you cant buy the herbs in stores so she gets them shipped from abroad"
me: "what was her name? lmao!!!"

I’m watching some special on one of the Christian channels where this woman is eating dinner with some guy (who isn’t her husband, although she’s married and has a daughter) and he is being a dick when she questions the existence of god and any of the Christian dogma (guess who he is!). The guy playing plain-clothes Jesus' nose looks like he could ( Read more... )

breifs and white v-necks ftw

smoking and drinkin and smokin and drinkin

what were we thinkin?!

:(

man, I drank alot of liquid...

We're smokin that


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