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[xporcelainhopex]

me: i just sold a fur
i am fucking awesome
******: was it real fur?
me: haha
******: i'm going to chain myself naked to your doors
me: we don't sell fake fur
******: MURDERERRRRRRRR
me: it was a black ranch mink
******: racist
me: you're a slut
******: i know
me: my rib hurts
i think i got the c-word
also
******: i like where this is going
me: i just had a blue lollipop
and my mouth and teeth are all blue
******: i think they're related
me: and i just realized this
******: and you're FEELING blue
me: and they were blue
the entire time i was selling the fur
******: hahahaah
me: good thing i'm surly and rarely smile