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2:32 PM
gronke: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder
that's totally you
2:33 PM
read the diagnostic criteria
me: you are the sweetest man
gronke: <3
2:34 PM
me: haha i just read it
it's so
not me
YOU DONT KNOW ME MISTER
gronke: it so is
2:35 PM
me: it really isnt
you lose this round MISTER GRONKE
if that is your real name
gronke: even by denying it you're proving it
me: haha
which one
makes you think it's me
gronke: all of them
like every day I talk to you
me: which one more so than the others
gronke: 1
2
2:36 PM
3
4, 5, 6
me: ooh
maybe i'm an amorous narcissist
gronke: 7, 8,
me: that sounds like fun
gronke: 9
me: yeah
well
you have
bells palsy
so there
gronke: I wish you were an exhibitionist
me: i wish you were a piece of bacon
i need bacon on my sandwich
2:37 PM
gronke: I talked to a guy who was into transformation porn
where people are transformed into something different against their will
he can't get off unless he's looking at that
me: that's...
gronke: I'm totally serious
me: turning me on so bad i think i need to go rub one out in the bathroom
brb
2:38 PM
gronke: (_)_)/////D ~ ~
me: k i'm back
thanks that's just what i needed to get through the rest of the work day
a good bathroom sesh.
gronke: that was quick jesus
me: it was the transformation porn
2:39 PM
it's good shit
gronke: what did you transform into
me: you
;)
2:40 PM
gronke: dont go look into the mirror
me: why not
lose my boner?
when i see your face?
gronke: you mean YOUR face ;)
2:41 PM
me: but i transformed into yiku
you, rather
i call myself Yiku when i'm in gronke form
gronke: so do I, weird
me: hahaha
i hate you
more than anything that has even breathed air
you, the most.
2:42 PM
gronke: who loves ya, baby
me: no one
because you're awful
gronke: I'm getting you coal for Valentines Day
me: how did you know i was an artist whose favorite medium is charcoal
2:43 PM
you really do know me <3
gronke: we've been friends for like 8 years
2:44 PM
me: more like
enemies
for 8 years
gronke: I think I saw a movie about this
me: seriously, man
you and me are fucking done, professionally
gronke: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0128853/
that's it
2:45 PM
me: omfg
i loled and it hurt my rib
gronke: take more vicodin
2:46 PM
me: i shoot so much vicodin i don't even feel it anymore
gronke: Vous avez un Message
me: j'ai un massage
sil vous plait
gronke: J'ai vomi
2:47 PM
me: ah, oui
vous vomi
can i stop working now
and go home plz
gronke: how many customers have come today
me: i don't know, i don't count
2:48 PM
i just make faces at them when they turn around
and also, look better than them
2:51 PM
gronke: what sort of faces
do you have blue teeth
2:52 PM
me: not today
fool me once!!!
gronke: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder
that's totally you
2:33 PM
read the diagnostic criteria
me: you are the sweetest man
gronke: <3
2:34 PM
me: haha i just read it
it's so
not me
YOU DONT KNOW ME MISTER
gronke: it so is
2:35 PM
me: it really isnt
you lose this round MISTER GRONKE
if that is your real name
gronke: even by denying it you're proving it
me: haha
which one
makes you think it's me
gronke: all of them
like every day I talk to you
me: which one more so than the others
gronke: 1
2
2:36 PM
3
4, 5, 6
me: ooh
maybe i'm an amorous narcissist
gronke: 7, 8,
me: that sounds like fun
gronke: 9
me: yeah
well
you have
bells palsy
so there
gronke: I wish you were an exhibitionist
me: i wish you were a piece of bacon
i need bacon on my sandwich
2:37 PM
gronke: I talked to a guy who was into transformation porn
where people are transformed into something different against their will
he can't get off unless he's looking at that
me: that's...
gronke: I'm totally serious
me: turning me on so bad i think i need to go rub one out in the bathroom
brb
2:38 PM
gronke: (_)_)/////D ~ ~
me: k i'm back
thanks that's just what i needed to get through the rest of the work day
a good bathroom sesh.
gronke: that was quick jesus
me: it was the transformation porn
2:39 PM
it's good shit
gronke: what did you transform into
me: you
;)
2:40 PM
gronke: dont go look into the mirror
me: why not
lose my boner?
when i see your face?
gronke: you mean YOUR face ;)
2:41 PM
me: but i transformed into yiku
you, rather
i call myself Yiku when i'm in gronke form
gronke: so do I, weird
me: hahaha
i hate you
more than anything that has even breathed air
you, the most.
2:42 PM
gronke: who loves ya, baby
me: no one
because you're awful
gronke: I'm getting you coal for Valentines Day
me: how did you know i was an artist whose favorite medium is charcoal
2:43 PM
you really do know me <3
gronke: we've been friends for like 8 years
2:44 PM
me: more like
enemies
for 8 years
gronke: I think I saw a movie about this
me: seriously, man
you and me are fucking done, professionally
gronke: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0128853/
that's it
2:45 PM
me: omfg
i loled and it hurt my rib
gronke: take more vicodin
2:46 PM
me: i shoot so much vicodin i don't even feel it anymore
gronke: Vous avez un Message
me: j'ai un massage
sil vous plait
gronke: J'ai vomi
2:47 PM
me: ah, oui
vous vomi
can i stop working now
and go home plz
gronke: how many customers have come today
me: i don't know, i don't count
2:48 PM
i just make faces at them when they turn around
and also, look better than them
2:51 PM
gronke: what sort of faces
do you have blue teeth
2:52 PM
me: not today
fool me once!!!