the best car commercial ever

today i found myself actually trying to find npr news, all things considered and market place.

there are some that might find this amusing.

i worked lastnight, outside, in the cold. it sucked. working "security" for some rich folks in south denver. it was pointless, but the money was worth it. i got home at 4:30 am. i worked all day at the shop was off for 2 hours and then i had to be ready to go for 8pm. fucking 17 hour work days suck. especially when the last 7 hours are ( Read more... )

life is good in denver. i'm glad to be here. it's a whole different world up here. people aren't as friendly as i'm used to, which has been very hard getting used to. one of the things that i miss most about new orleans is the lack of civic pride. it's not to say that people here trash the city, but there is no sense of communtiy. i don't ( Read more... )

"you've got one big dick there, honey"

"well, i guess it's better than two small ones."

today can end any old time ( Read more... )

as seen on fazed.org..

"Okay, so most of us learned a long time ago not to mess with the small Asian kids, but apparently that applies to rap as well."

owned

it feels like 6 degrees out and all is right with the world. went for a bike ride this morning... everyone that saw me looked at me like i was insane. i had to get bagels, what did they expect?! truth be told, riding in the snow is a kick in the ass. i was wearing the the trusty under armour, along with a hoody and a windbreaker and i was fine ( Read more... )

i got guiness spice cake. i got guiness spice cake. i got guiness spice cake.

molly and i set a wedding date.

april 23, 2005