I can't handle this anymore. I am seriously considering moving to New Jersey. I'm not kidding in the slightest. My mother is making me crazy. Like literally insane. I would love to see the look on their faces when I just show up at home with a rent-a-truck and just pack all my shit in there and go. I think I'd have to have someone stand on the ( Read more... )

Cleveland was nuts. I guess Drew Carey was right...Cleveland does rock. I couldn't believe how many kids actually stayed through the rain and everything.

We got there early to take pictures of setup and everything. It was very strange because it was almost like a ghost-town.

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I signed up for Twitter...

For everyone else, while I'm gone, you can see what I'm up to at http://twitter.com/skerk

I'll update it from my phone probably everyday just so you guys can see what I've been up to!

I love technology. 

My brother is hilarious. So yesterday, there was a pair of boxers in the garbage in our bathroom. So I took them out and put them on the floor so they wouldn't get thrown away.

Today, they are in the trash AGAIN. So I took them out and put them on the floor so they wouldn't get thrown away.

I get home from work tonight, and there is a  piece of paper ( Read more... )

It's probably the most important. Well, maybe not the most important. But it sure is up there ( Read more... )

i seriously don't. i laughed. i cried. i couldn't breathe. i seriously thought i was having a heart attack of somesort. but it's okay. we're going. i am leaving this fucking town.

"Paper bags and plastic hearts
All our belongings in shopping carts
IT'S GOODBYE
But we've got one more night
Let's get drunk and ride around
And make peace with an empty ( Read more... )

see you all there!!

"ALL set. We should talk on the phone a few days before you start the
tour. I need you to send me head shots of both of you for tour
passes. This tour is a lot different than RTOC. Get ready to have
fun and get dirty."

that's all i gotta say.

E: Great in bed.
L: Unbelievably great in bed.
A: You like to drink.
I: Great in bed.
N: You like to drink.
E: Great in bed.

So apparently I like to drink and have sex. I guess.

A: You like to drink.
B: You like people.
C: You are really silly.
D: one in a million.
F: Fuckin weird
E: Great in bed
d.: You are dead sexy.
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I just found out that Ashley likes doing surveys and I like doing surveys too. They're cool cause you get to talk about yourself and no one can argue with you...I'm gonna post some.

1. If your doctor said you were pregnant, what would you do?
oh god. i'd have to call someone.

2. Do you trust all of your friends?
not all of them.

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So a few days ago, Ash and I went into the city going to take some pictures. BUT all the Chicago parks were closed at 11pm. RETARDED. We took a few pictures of some of my favorite places on the north-ish side. Then we went back last night with Josh. Here is the outcome of both nights.


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