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[xpussycattx]

Walking into the morgue today was shitty as hell. There were a million nasty corpses, all burned, severed, and bloody. They were blocking all the doors! I was looking around and getting grossed out when Harvey, a stupid lab tech who simply fingerprints the bodies then falls asleep, started giving me a hard time. He told me that he never sees me

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set you body ablaze

[haluethnever]

good stuff
that bit about the 30 second shit-fart made me cry with laughter
good stuff

Re: set you body ablaze

[xpussycattx]

Yeah, it's a shame that I stopped going to the morgue, but I wasn't too happy with the thought of wiping shit off of corpse-ass for 9 more weeks. They made me do bitch work.

Re: set you body ablaze

[haluethnever]

so you just stopped going then?

Re: set you body ablaze

[xpussycattx]

Yeah. They knew I would be gone for a couple of weeks cos I went to England for spring break, but then I just never got around to going back. They stopped making it worth it, you know?