if you had asked me at 3...i would have told you that i hated him

but i got a phonecall today that made it all better.

my shoes for semi exude sex..for the low low price of $14.99

and not only can i wear them to semi...but when paired with legwarmers and a skirt...they scream "fuck me"

mission accomplished.

awww....good day

kissed in the rain...it was like straight out of a movie...all cute and stuff

now im happy.

mmm..last night was good ( Read more... )

so my favorite thing is when my mom gets in the way of my game...we pull up in front of my house yesterday and my mom was outside waving and smiling, kinda happy for someone who was taking out the garbage....crappp...but she did say that he was cute ( Read more... )

ok so the first time i saw anna nicole smith in the trimspa commercials...i was like..wow, good for you anna, keep up the good work...but it seems like every week, there is a new trimspa commercial on every channel with anna trying wayyyy to hard to be sexy as she dangles from one of those tacky modern chairs that hangs from the ceiling...give that ( Read more... )

ohhhh baby ( Read more... )

who did a sexy dance on who? *clap clap wiggle wiggle*...thats for megan ( Read more... )

ok like crazy out of control happy right now ( Read more... )

last night was kinda hot..even though i didnt go out....danielle and megan stopped by to see me at work...and then me and dee proceeded to fight each other in the parking lot with puddles and windex...while everyone else watched, amazed at our high retardation levels ( Read more... )