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Tell me girls, when was the last time you were good and kissed? I realized recently that it had been years since I’d been kissed properly. I don’t think I’ve even had a boyfriend who made out with me with any skill. After all, once sex gets in the way, kissing is just a waste of time, right? Kissing is what guys reluctantly do in order to get sex ( Read more... )

I am worth $2,413,470 on HumanForSale.com

Why does this seem low? Probably because I live in the city of bling. *sigh*

Tell me what you're worth.

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trust me on this one....

The 80s RULE

How fun does this look???? Living in total fear and paranoia is not how I'd like to go out, but for those that like to live dangerously.... Steetwars

Think you got what it takes to be an assassin???

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I may see you this week, either here
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I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. I chose the shortest line... just one guy in front of me. He was an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars, and he was a little agitated. He asked the teller, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dolla foyen. Today ( Read more... )

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