Everyone call Eric and tell him to stop leaving everything logged in on his girlfriend's laptop. Be as obnoxious as possible.

Kate is the dank nuuuggzzz, brah! Siqqqqqq

my body feels like i took a 10 story belly flop onto asphalt. exciting right ( Read more... )

my alarm clock is a cock-sucker ( Read more... )

x-men 3. i guarantee stan lee wants to fucking punch brett ratner in the fuckin nuts. no warning or nothin. just walk right up nonchalant and blast him a good underhand right to the cock ( Read more... )

some more photos of lord vader.


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today my girlfriend and I got one of theeeese.....


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quick update:

fight gym being built! check
tattoo shop being built! check
kate moving to DENVER! check
basically being the happiest motherfucker alive right now. check

have i told you lately how much i love my life?

only because i cant see you all the time.

i cannot fucking believe tyler. this kid has lost all respect, and trust from me. note to anyone curious; when my friends are around from out of town, no matter the circumstances, do not try to sleep with them or take them home. it will result in me hating you with a burning fucking passion, and if you ever get lippy or standoffish, result in you ( Read more... )