YAMA'S STORY.
ahahaha, Yamamoto's story.
author: xreadysetcrashx (ME)
fandom: KHR
rating: PG13?
warning: ahahacrack.
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Seeing as the first one was really well-received,I decided to make a second one,aha. HOPE YOU LIKE IT TO THE EXTREME!!
(THANKYOU RIN, THIS IS FOR YOU TO THE EXTREME~!!!!♥♥♥ i still have to finish your other drawing,btw,ahaha.♥)
Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful mermaid named Haya-chan. Haya-chan lived in the wonderful sea kingdom of Namilantica.
Haya-chan loved humans and even if mermaids were forbidden to go see them, she regularly swam up to shore to observe them, defying the law placed down by the Sea King, Sawada Tuna.
One day, Haya-chan brought her best friend forever and ever, Lambo the puffer fish, to go and watch some of the humans.
As they swam to shore, the two best friends quickly hid behind a rock when they heard the sound of footsteps running toward them. Suddenly, a white ball flew out of nowhere and hit Lambo very hard in the eye.
Haya-chan screamed but quickly dove underneath the water when she heard the sound of a human laughing. Haya-chan's eyes widened and she blushed furiously as she caught a glimpse of the human.
"Oh no!" Prince Yamamoto gasped, "My ball fell into the water! Ahahaha, it's OK, I'll just buy another one."
The Prince then ran away, laughter still ringing in the air.
Haya-chan held her hands to her chest as she waited for the laughter to die out. Once it did, she gasped and held back a squeal. "OMG,OMG,OMG," Haya-chan said, "That man is very handsome to the extreme!!!!" And it was true, because Prince Yamamoto was the most handsome prince to exist in the history of the earth. "Oh, those beautiful brown eyes, his beautiful shiny hair.... That lovely ringing laughter of his...!!" Haya-chan said. "I think I am in love!"
And so she carried her unconscious friend back to her home in Namilantica.
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Later on, Haya-chan snuck out of her home to go and visit her evil half-sister, Bianchi the sea witch. With Haya-chan was her other friend, Sasagawa Ryohei the MOST EXTREME OCTOPUS EVER, who came along for some moral support.
"WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY VISITING YOUR SISTER, HAYA-CHAN?!" asked Ryohei in a very extreme voice.
"I'm going to ask her to transform me into a human!" said Haya-chan with fierce determination shining in her eyes. "I'm going to convince her to do it with my dying will!!"
"THAT IS VERY EXTREME!!!" yelled Ryohei loudly. And the two made their merry way to Bianchi's secret lair while singing songs and telling each other jokes.
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Once they got there, Haya-chan kneeled as best as a mermaid could and begged her sister, "Please, Bianchi, turn me into a human!!" Bianchi raised an eyebrow and said, "Why should I? You've never done anything for me before."
Haya-chan reached for her purse and after a few minutes of searching, puled out the still-unconscious Lambo and held him in her outstretched hands. "Big sister," Haya-chan started, "I have brought you Romeo - your traitorous ex-boyfriend - so that you may kill or eat him. Or even beat him up and then kill and eat him!"
"THAT IS A VERY EXTREME IDEA," Ryohei cried, pumping four of his eight tentacles into the air.
Bianchi laughed evilly and took Lambo in her arms.
"Finally," she cackled, "I can now get my revenge on this stupid, idiotic fish! Well done, Haya-chan, I thank you."
Haya-chan bowed her head but sweatdropped and bit down a laugh, because she secretly thought that her sister was a complete moron for not knowing that it was not really her ex-boyfriend, but Lambo instead. As her sister prepared a potion, Haya-chan waited patiently by playing Janken with Ryohei (she kept winning, of course, because all Ryohei could form with his tentacles was rock, which was a VERY NOT-EXTREME THING.)
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"The potion is finished," Bianchi's voice boomed after half an hour. "Drink it, my dear Haya-chan, and you will become a human forever!"
Haya-chan took the potion and vomited a bit in her mouth because it looked nasty.
"THAT LOOKS DISGUSTING TO THE EXTREME!!!" yelled Ryohei. Haya-chan agreed, and then shut her eyes tightly as she gulped it down.
Haya-chan suddenly became surrounded by a SUPER COOL AWESOME ball of light, and when the light disappeared, Ryohei gasped because, "OMG, HAYA-CHAN HAS NOW BECOME HAYA-KUN TO THE EXTREME!!!"
After realizing that his friend was now a human (and oddly enough, Haya-chan also became a boy) and was unconscious, Ryohei quickly grabbed hold of Haya-kun and swam up as quickly as he could with his dying will. As his tentacles curled tightly around his friend's naked body, Ryohei couldn't help but think of R-rated things (like tentacle raep,ahahah), but felt a little guilty so he swam even faster to the extreme.
Once he got to the surface, Ryohei carefully laid Haya-kun on the beach before swimming away, screaming, "LET ME FIGHT A SEA BEAR!!!!!" in a very extreme way.
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Haya-kun woke up much later in the arms of - GASP - Prince Yamamoto!!!! He blushed furiously and wriggled out of the prince's arms in embarrassment after realizing that he was completely naked. Prince Yamamoto laughed in that sexy way of his as he offered his cape to our precious Haya-kun.
"You're really cute," laughed Prince Yamamoto as he hugged Haya-kun tightly. "I think I'm in love with you YOU'RE SO SEXY TO THE EXTREME."
"B-but," stuttered Haya-kun, "I'm a boy! And you're a boy too!"
"Ahahaha," laughed Prince Yamamoto, "I'm into guys anyway, so it doesn't matter."
"Oh," gasped Haya-kun, "Really?"
"Aha, yeah," said the SUPER HANDSOME Prince. Suddenly, Yamamoto's face became all serious and (which turned Haya-kun on a great deal) and he said, "Now, let us go and do some NC-17 things in my castle. Are you into S&M?"
"Yes! Yes!" cried Haya-kun.
AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER
♥THE END♥
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(read this way ---->)
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