i'll come to your home or place of business, and bartend for you. must be in dallas area. you pay for cost of alcohol, and pay me $5/hour + tips. i have 3 and a half years experiance. yes, im looking for work and i am that desperate.
so yeah...i quit my job last thursday. the calls were comming in so slow, about 30 an hour. everyone is broke (i ask for charity pledges for crappy hourly pay or crappier commission). i could feel myself getting stupider as i stared blankly into the computer monitor. left for lunch, and got an application from a gas station where an aquantance works. didnt go back in to work. i had a suspicion that i wasnt going to be making very much money anyways. i went in friday to get my check, and it was true. the pay is a joke. it could be a good job in a better economy, but not right now.
so...can i pour you a draft? or would you like me to shake you up something really tasty? some time has passed so im looking for bartending work again. failing that i might take anything other than telemaketing.
tomarrow i am calling about a job ad for a bartender...get this...in a topless bar...only time will tell if god loves me this much. i dont care about the tits, it the *tips* im after! in a place like that, im sure they are awesome.
there is a tech support call center in grapevine i may call about. its on the phone (BLEGHHH!) but its not telemarketing, its computer support, and it actually pays. its like $1500 a month, which is what im looking for. plus i would get to ride my VFR a WHOLE LOT! WHEEE!
im sure something will work out soon. in the mean time...
LAST CALL! GTFO!