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I AM MAJORLY HYPER YO
I PRE-ORDERED THE SIMPLE PLAN CD MOFO...YAY FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'M GOING TO THEIR CONCERT..
Have you ever really thought about like rock concerts?
I mean its like..a whole bunch of people..jumping.
And like, they're humping you..and if you crowd surf...whoaaaa. you know what I MEAN!?!@?? Erdfuosdxhfv
Yesterday I went to Dunkin DoNUTS/Baskin Robins and I remembered when Kelso got that coffee thing and she threw it at the railroad tracks!!!
ROFL!!!! "Just open the door, take a whiff, and run!!"
I'm laughing so HARD that I'm coughing.
Jordi--HES 15!!
I JUST HAD A MAJOR SPASM
My dad CAME in and he says hes going to pre-order fucking Lauren the CD too..I mean the CD comes with another rare live CD, and pins, and like I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE SOMETHING LAUREN DIDNT FUCKING HAVE.
I MEAN CANT I FUCKING HAVE ANYTHING FOR MYSELF?!??!~?!@?!?
SHE GETS EVERYHTING I FUCKING WANT AND MORE
SHES SUCH A FUCKING POSER
I MEAN LIKE SHE ALWAYS COPIES OFF OF ME
SHE TELLS DAD SHE WANTS THE NEW GREEN DAY CD
JUST CUZ I LIKE THEM
SHE LIKES EVERY BAND I DO, JUDT BECAUSE I DO.
SHE SAYS LIKE MEST IS HER FAVORITE BAND
BUT THE ONLY FUCKING SONG SHE KNOWS IS JADED.
YEAH FUCKING RIGHT.
I KNOW THAT SOUNDS REALLY STUCK UP, BUT ITS TRUE.
..AND I DON'T KNOW WHO WOULD WANT TO BE LIKE ME ANYWAYS
I SERIOUSLY WOULD SHOOT HER IF GIVEN THE CHANCE
OH!! LETS EMBARASS HER!!
SHE HAD LIKE THIS HUGE SPASM THE OTHER DAY
You see, shes EXTREMELY FAT and shes only like a little bit taller than me..
She was getting ready for school and my mom was like "I DONT WANT YOUR STOMACH HANGING OUT OF YOUR SHIRTS!!" then Lauren was like "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and my mom was like really confused and she was like "What don't I understand??" and shes like "I'M FAT MOM!!" and shes like "No, you're not." Then Lauren goes "YES I AM. I WEIGH 145 lbs, YOU DON'T THINK THATS OVERWEIGHT?!?!?!?!?"
lmfao Lauren weighs like 150 lbs...thats so sad. I almost kinda feel bad for her. No, not really.
I am so wierd. I think I might have like ADD or have split personalities. ONE SECOND IM SO HYPER I CANNOT FUCKING BREATH, AND THE NEXT IM PISSED OFF AND WANT TO BITE EVERYONES FUCKING FACE OFF
This is really random, but my grandma thinks I have an eating disorder??
She told me I look 15 lbs skinnier than a week ago, but hey thats cool with me
lmao my dads afraid to leave me alone with my older sister [[whose 15, and as fat as shit so she could kill me]] cuz he thinks I'm gonna beat her up..fun!!
Me: *sees the kid I was depruded by* eeks, its my ex boyfriend!!
Carli: You have such hott ex bfs..
Me: Yeah, I wonder how I get them..
Carli: Me too!
Lexis gonna COME over..so I'll update later you MOFOS!!
GAY FUCKING PRIDE MOTHER FUCKER!!!
I PRE-ORDERED THE SIMPLE PLAN CD MOFO...YAY FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'M GOING TO THEIR CONCERT..
Have you ever really thought about like rock concerts?
I mean its like..a whole bunch of people..jumping.
And like, they're humping you..and if you crowd surf...whoaaaa. you know what I MEAN!?!@?? Erdfuosdxhfv
Yesterday I went to Dunkin DoNUTS/Baskin Robins and I remembered when Kelso got that coffee thing and she threw it at the railroad tracks!!!
ROFL!!!! "Just open the door, take a whiff, and run!!"
I'm laughing so HARD that I'm coughing.
Jordi--HES 15!!
I JUST HAD A MAJOR SPASM
My dad CAME in and he says hes going to pre-order fucking Lauren the CD too..I mean the CD comes with another rare live CD, and pins, and like I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE SOMETHING LAUREN DIDNT FUCKING HAVE.
I MEAN CANT I FUCKING HAVE ANYTHING FOR MYSELF?!??!~?!@?!?
SHE GETS EVERYHTING I FUCKING WANT AND MORE
SHES SUCH A FUCKING POSER
I MEAN LIKE SHE ALWAYS COPIES OFF OF ME
SHE TELLS DAD SHE WANTS THE NEW GREEN DAY CD
JUST CUZ I LIKE THEM
SHE LIKES EVERY BAND I DO, JUDT BECAUSE I DO.
SHE SAYS LIKE MEST IS HER FAVORITE BAND
BUT THE ONLY FUCKING SONG SHE KNOWS IS JADED.
YEAH FUCKING RIGHT.
I KNOW THAT SOUNDS REALLY STUCK UP, BUT ITS TRUE.
..AND I DON'T KNOW WHO WOULD WANT TO BE LIKE ME ANYWAYS
I SERIOUSLY WOULD SHOOT HER IF GIVEN THE CHANCE
OH!! LETS EMBARASS HER!!
SHE HAD LIKE THIS HUGE SPASM THE OTHER DAY
You see, shes EXTREMELY FAT and shes only like a little bit taller than me..
She was getting ready for school and my mom was like "I DONT WANT YOUR STOMACH HANGING OUT OF YOUR SHIRTS!!" then Lauren was like "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and my mom was like really confused and she was like "What don't I understand??" and shes like "I'M FAT MOM!!" and shes like "No, you're not." Then Lauren goes "YES I AM. I WEIGH 145 lbs, YOU DON'T THINK THATS OVERWEIGHT?!?!?!?!?"
lmfao Lauren weighs like 150 lbs...thats so sad. I almost kinda feel bad for her. No, not really.
I am so wierd. I think I might have like ADD or have split personalities. ONE SECOND IM SO HYPER I CANNOT FUCKING BREATH, AND THE NEXT IM PISSED OFF AND WANT TO BITE EVERYONES FUCKING FACE OFF
This is really random, but my grandma thinks I have an eating disorder??
She told me I look 15 lbs skinnier than a week ago, but hey thats cool with me
lmao my dads afraid to leave me alone with my older sister [[whose 15, and as fat as shit so she could kill me]] cuz he thinks I'm gonna beat her up..fun!!
Me: *sees the kid I was depruded by* eeks, its my ex boyfriend!!
Carli: You have such hott ex bfs..
Me: Yeah, I wonder how I get them..
Carli: Me too!
Lexis gonna COME over..so I'll update later you MOFOS!!
GAY FUCKING PRIDE MOTHER FUCKER!!!