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[xrspex]

so today i woke up late from a long night of hot sex with some hot chick i picked up at the lezzie bar. i was so tired from all the wild sex that i thought i should go relax at the spa. i got a full body massage and then layed in the tanning booth for a bit to polish up my tan. i got a wheatgrass smoothie and then relaxed at home infront of my new

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[luckydyke]

hah you are such a nerd

[xrspex]

and you are such a turd!!!! call me for the love of god already!

[luckydyke]

you fool! i thought you were calling me!!

i called you once and you were TOO BUSY to talk to me. hmph!

[xrspex]

oh yeah. thats right. i was too busy...or was it too cool? anyway, i'll call you soon. maybe.

[pinupfemme]

well now you're just leaving things out. I mean, there was no mention of the three course breakfast her servants made for you before you left for your day and how in a fit of a drunken rockstar you trashed her house. OR the trip to the vet for your stud's weekly semen "extraction" (and you know he gets in that fowl mood if you don't. I've never seen a dog get so excited to go to the vet). I won't even mention all the other things you left out. I will just leave it at this: I know you're like WAY popular but I don't think thats very nice Mister Coool.

[xrspex]

ok, im sorry about ripping the chandelier out of the ceiling and throwing that bar stool into the wall of mirrors and then slinging that whiskey bottle at the television. and dont even go there with Mr. Belvedere. he is very sensitive about his little issue. next time, ill try and be more specific.

[pinupfemme]

well just don't let it happen again.