DBSK and Dinosaurs
oh god FIRST FIC (one shot/drabble, really) EVER D:
ALSO, THIS IS A FIC MADE OF SMILEYS??? :|
Title:DBSK and Dinosaurs
Fandom: DBSK (and some bits of JE here and there)
Rating: PG-13, only for the light language. But it is filled with stupidity. And crack? D:
aaahhh plz to blame ohfetus for the plot and making me do this.
"...You know, I kind of wished that we got to meet NEWS when their concert dates collided with ours," said Jaejoong says with a o__o expression plastered on his face.
"o___O Why?" asks Yunho.
"Oh, I don't know, I wanted to meet that Shigeaki Kato guy (She-gay-ah-kee? Is that how you say it? :\) because I love his sense of fashion, what the hell. It's almost as good as mine!" :| Jaejoong says unsatisfyingly.
Yoochun is -___-zzz in a bed in the fetal position while Junsu is making cute poses in the bathroom mirror with the following: \^___^/, -:D-, and whatever else you can think of. Changmin is glued onto his computer, talking to his lover, dezzezez replying wittyly to UFOtown messages.
Jaejoong gasps ":O YOU GAIZ, LOOKKKKK -pointspointspoints-"
All the members look up from their activity and give a o___O. They walk over to Jaejoong and take a look at what he's all :O over at.
It turns out it was a teapot.
Changmin immediately speaks. "D: What the hell, this is a teapot. There's nothing special about it."
"NO REALLY, YOU GUYS, THIS IS A MAGICAL TEAPOT. *____*"
"....:| -is not intrigued-"
"You have to believe me!! This is like a Portkey in Harry Potter!!! ))):" Jaejoong whines. "All we have to do is just touch it and we'll get TRANSPORTED."
The members give him a >____> and -___-;; look, but go along with it anyways because they know Jaejoong won't stop bugging them until they do it.
So they all put their hands on the teapot.
A huge whirl happens and they feel like they're getting sucked into a small hole. Jaejoong gives this look as they were being transported. They end up in the middle of nowhere, a desert maybe?
Yoochun is shaken up and @___@. Junsu dusts off the dirt on his clothes and got distracted by something and skipped away.
Yunho gets up and looks around. "Jaejoong, WHAT IS THIS?!?! >("
"O____O I DON'T KNOW," Jaejoong says amazed.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T KNOW, TELL ME NOW, I'M THE MAN OF THIS RELATIONSHIP!!!"
"DDD: WHOEVER SAID THAT?! JUST BECAUSE YOU ANNOUNCED IT IN THE COUPLE TALK DOESN'T MEAN IT'S OFFICIAL!!! WHAT ABOUT YOU AND YOUR SMALL ALIEN FACE LIKE IN MEN IN BLACK!!!!!!"
And they continued bickering like an old married couple.
Changmin sighs whilst looking at them and decides to wander aimlessly. He squints toward the horizon and sees a distant figure coming up. As the figure slowly came closer, a form of a dinosaur started appearing. His face went pale and O_______O;;
"D: :O GUYS RUN THERE'S A DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!" Changmin screeched while running the opposite direction of the dinosaur. Yunho and Jaejoong ran along with Changmin, STILL arguing.
Yoochun realized what was going on and called out for Junsu. "SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU -HAND FLAIL- C'MERE BABE!!!!" His voice echoing throughout the desert. Junsu hears his beloved Yoochun calling his name and runs towards him. They run together off into the sunset with the rest of the group.
But alas, the dinosaur is coming up quick behind them. Very similar to this:
The dinosaur eats them all up in one chomp and sits down with a o____________o on it's face.
ALSO, THIS IS A FIC MADE OF SMILEYS??? :|
Title:DBSK and Dinosaurs
Fandom: DBSK (and some bits of JE here and there)
Rating: PG-13, only for the light language. But it is filled with stupidity. And crack? D:
aaahhh plz to blame ohfetus for the plot and making me do this.
"...You know, I kind of wished that we got to meet NEWS when their concert dates collided with ours," said Jaejoong says with a o__o expression plastered on his face.
"o___O Why?" asks Yunho.
"Oh, I don't know, I wanted to meet that Shigeaki Kato guy (She-gay-ah-kee? Is that how you say it? :\) because I love his sense of fashion, what the hell. It's almost as good as mine!" :| Jaejoong says unsatisfyingly.
Yoochun is -___-zzz in a bed in the fetal position while Junsu is making cute poses in the bathroom mirror with the following: \^___^/, -:D-, and whatever else you can think of. Changmin is glued onto his computer, talking to his lover, dezzezez replying wittyly to UFOtown messages.
Jaejoong gasps ":O YOU GAIZ, LOOKKKKK -pointspointspoints-"
All the members look up from their activity and give a o___O. They walk over to Jaejoong and take a look at what he's all :O over at.
It turns out it was a teapot.
Changmin immediately speaks. "D: What the hell, this is a teapot. There's nothing special about it."
"NO REALLY, YOU GUYS, THIS IS A MAGICAL TEAPOT. *____*"
"....:| -is not intrigued-"
"You have to believe me!! This is like a Portkey in Harry Potter!!! ))):" Jaejoong whines. "All we have to do is just touch it and we'll get TRANSPORTED."
The members give him a >____> and -___-;; look, but go along with it anyways because they know Jaejoong won't stop bugging them until they do it.
So they all put their hands on the teapot.
A huge whirl happens and they feel like they're getting sucked into a small hole. Jaejoong gives this look as they were being transported. They end up in the middle of nowhere, a desert maybe?
Yoochun is shaken up and @___@. Junsu dusts off the dirt on his clothes and got distracted by something and skipped away.
Yunho gets up and looks around. "Jaejoong, WHAT IS THIS?!?! >("
"O____O I DON'T KNOW," Jaejoong says amazed.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T KNOW, TELL ME NOW, I'M THE MAN OF THIS RELATIONSHIP!!!"
"DDD: WHOEVER SAID THAT?! JUST BECAUSE YOU ANNOUNCED IT IN THE COUPLE TALK DOESN'T MEAN IT'S OFFICIAL!!! WHAT ABOUT YOU AND YOUR SMALL ALIEN FACE LIKE IN MEN IN BLACK!!!!!!"
And they continued bickering like an old married couple.
Changmin sighs whilst looking at them and decides to wander aimlessly. He squints toward the horizon and sees a distant figure coming up. As the figure slowly came closer, a form of a dinosaur started appearing. His face went pale and O_______O;;
"D: :O GUYS RUN THERE'S A DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!" Changmin screeched while running the opposite direction of the dinosaur. Yunho and Jaejoong ran along with Changmin, STILL arguing.
Yoochun realized what was going on and called out for Junsu. "SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU -HAND FLAIL- C'MERE BABE!!!!" His voice echoing throughout the desert. Junsu hears his beloved Yoochun calling his name and runs towards him. They run together off into the sunset with the rest of the group.
But alas, the dinosaur is coming up quick behind them. Very similar to this:
The dinosaur eats them all up in one chomp and sits down with a o____________o on it's face.