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the chances of you dying while i'm behind the wheel are almost a guarantee. it sucks.
i almost killed my mom to steal her visa and use it on the internet.
this is how my dad looks at you when your back's turned
and then when you look at him....
my mom hasn't always looked like a chipmunk with down syndrome, but today she got saucey.
our lucious lap dog.
ASH AND I ARE SAHWEEET
i really take after my dad.
ps-his teeth aren't yellow, but his eyes are like that.
TURTLE INFESTED WATER
MORE TURTLE INFESTED WATER
Mamma and Papa looking FIERCE
on the way home, listening to air supply with the dog and pops.
ps- this time my hair and dad's teeth are not yellow. i hate cameras.
pps-not many people will like these pictures half as much as i do. fucking love my family.