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I've been downloading fucking dawn of the dead for two fucking days and I don't think I can even convey my anger-fucking rage-at the fact that I can't seem to play the fucking video. I am going to fucking shit on someone's fucking face soon. This is more than I can fucking handle right now. I just want some horror movies, is that so much to ask? And some shitty music no one listens to anyway. Why does my computer vomit every time I try to download things, I ask you? My internet is on it's fucking menstruation cycle right now, and I can't seem to retain a signal for a straight hour. For the love of fucking God, I am going to murder small children. SMALL ORPHANED CHILDREN.
Yes, I am a spoiled caucasian suburban brat, I was aware of this already, thanks.