in the phillipines. it's a crazy place ( Read more... )

The things that Dan the 3D man tells me are my favorite things to be told ( Read more... )

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

--Charles Barkley

-thrift stores ( Read more... )

you make me feel like I crawled inside a dryer to hide but then somebody turned it on and I felt all warm and fuzzy and just kept tumbling and when they turned it off I got so dizzy all I could see was stars.

twinkle. twinkle.

and I haven't even recieved the annual "FWD: FWD: puff puff pass, you're on the choo choo train to stonedville send this to ten people or have 420 years of bad luck" text message yet ( Read more... )

I feel a strange affinity with John Cusack when I'm drinking. I feel as if he's staring up at the moon from the set of some romantic comedy and thinking, "You Go Girl." Then I blush and think, "No, YOU go John Cusack."

You never fully put your parka away in storage for the season -- just in case ( Read more... )

Gender roles are a social construction of your culture. They are meant to define your ultimate destiny from the moment you come out of the womb. They are not universally similar or consistent in different cultures, and there aren't always two ( Read more... )

Let's go back. Let's go way, way back.