Tangydingo: well whiplash, when a man and a woman love eachother, and wanna eat mexican food with another, the man will put his hoohoobeansandcheese in the woman's tacoshell

Oh my God, I just saw Harry Potter's penis ( Read more... )

I need a life. Maybe then looking at others' wouldn't make me feel so much like shit...

You wave your hands nonchalantly over your head, and your fingertips brush a stone bar that had lowered from the ceiling, unnoticed. You grab it, frantically, and it pulls you up through a trapdoor just as the walls slam together beneath your feet. That was too close -- you were almost a shyla121 sandwich!

So yeah. Weekend was, if nothing else, fun. Bought my sister some gifts at UML, coming back this weekend for more. Dunno what else to say...

I went driving today! I even went on the highway! Okay, so it was only 110, but still... Yay, I feel invigorated.

I really need to get laid.

If I didn't have abandonment issues before, I would now.

Lucky I already do?

P.S. I feel like I have a hangover. :(

I feel like shit.

He dumped me...