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[xslitchx]

blah the girls he chooses make me puke all over myself

Comments

[_______euphoric]

hahahaha dirk thats so awesome

[xslitchx]

i wanna sew a football on my ass next

[godnaked]

no no no dont get back with hellbitch

so down for new biddies tho

[xslitchx]

i cant find any new biddies. i mean, i found one that im almost half stalking without meaning too but i have never talked to her.
people keep telling me to show up at her work but that would completely shove me over the line into stalker.

[godnaked]

you gotta talk to her somehow or else you'll never get her out of your head. if you know who she is, go talk to her while shes working and offer to take her out for coffee when she gets off? I don't think that's too creepy, just tell her you think she's pretty

[xslitchx]

come with me?

[poppytoads]

woah, a soccer butt!
my life is similar, only without the drinking.
except I think I eat before I shit. maybe.

[xslitchx]

yeah i dunno. eating and shitting, shitting and eating.

[jojo_from_idaho]

Life is pretty interesting at moments for you.

Everything will work out just hang in there.

Nice soccer ass!!!

[xslitchx]

hahah it feels funny to sit down while wearing those pants

[jojo_from_idaho]

I bet it does. The feel of fake leather on your ass. It must be soothing at times...

[thecatdoesdrugs]

miss you miss you miss you you you

[xslitchx]

miss you like an addict misses crack