wow. just... wow.
i don't think i realized just how...... creative my sister can be. i'm still speechless over the conversation we just had.
S A R E E 47: did u know that we're poor!!!
x So SheSayS x: um
x So SheSayS x: no.
x So SheSayS x: we are?
S A R E E 47: YES!!!!!
x So SheSayS x: oh.
x So SheSayS x: why?
S A R E E 47: because mom told me that dad isn't making money because ari closed the accounts!!
S A R E E 47: NOW WE'RE POOOOOOOOR
x So SheSayS x: i dont get it.
x So SheSayS x: ari closed what accounts?
x So SheSayS x: and how do you know we're POOR?
S A R E E 47: THE accounts
S A R E E 47: and dad has been begging for scraps for the past year!
S A R E E 47: ...suddenly i'm hungry
x So SheSayS x: LOL.
x So SheSayS x: begging for scraps.
S A R E E 47: MY SHOES ARE GETTING TIGHTER!!
x So SheSayS x: you are way too much
x So SheSayS x: i'm totally saving this conversation.
S A R E E 47: CARISSA?!?! we're going poor and ur laughing!!
x So SheSayS x: well, youre being ridiculous
S A R E E 47: i'm gonna be on the streets soon and u won't be laughing then
x So SheSayS x: hahaha
x So SheSayS x: you are not.
x So SheSayS x: if this is true why didnt mom and dad tell me
x So SheSayS x: ?
S A R E E 47: because they didn't want u to know!
x So SheSayS x: so youre telling me because......?
S A R E E 47: well u were gonna find out sooner or later when we end up mooching off you for your every nickle and dime
x So SheSayS x: i dont have any nickels and dimes.
x So SheSayS x: i live off of them.
x So SheSayS x: anyway, i doubt this is exactly true.
x So SheSayS x: and if it is,
x So SheSayS x: then good thing youre moving to texas, huh?
S A R E E 47: no! because not only will we be in TEXAS, we'll be POOR in texas
S A R E E 47: probably in some trailor park with no toilets
x So SheSayS x: no, thats the thing.
x So SheSayS x: when you sell the house youll have lots of money.
S A R E E 47: which we'll be spending on houses
x So SheSayS x: houses?
x So SheSayS x: you only need one.
S A R E E 47: i mean house
x So SheSayS x: well still.
x So SheSayS x: they dont cost as much there.
x So SheSayS x: so youll have lots left over.
S A R E E 47: fine at least this is a more valid excuse to move but it was funner to say I HAVE TO MOVE CUZ MY PARENTS ARE MEAN and now i have to tell people i'm going poor!
x So SheSayS x: serene
x So SheSayS x: seriously
x So SheSayS x: ... i dont know.
x So SheSayS x: you are not going poor.
S A R E E 47: ask mom if you don't believe me
S A R E E 47: her hair was all frumpled when she told me wich just added to the whole effect
x So SheSayS x: HAHAHA
S A R E E 47: how are we gonna eat!!
x So SheSayS x: the same way you always do?
x So SheSayS x: wouldnt you have noticed the difference by now, if it's really been a year?
x So SheSayS x: tell mom to call me then.
S A R E E 47: well because we're down to our last pennies. we're watching baseball now! this can't be good
x So SheSayS x: ?
x So SheSayS x: how does that make us poor? other than poor in taste maybe
S A R E E 47: no it means we can't afford basketball
x So SheSayS x: uh huh.
S A R E E 47: how many richies do we know that watch baseball
x So SheSayS x: how many richies do we KNOW?
x So SheSayS x: we dont know any.
S A R E E 47: wich is why all the people we know watch baseball
x So SheSayS x: hahahaha
S A R E E 47: we were the rich ones!
x So SheSayS x: serena
x So SheSayS x: get a grip.
S A R E E 47: ...i'm hyperventalating
x So SheSayS x: are you being serious or what?
x So SheSayS x: i cant even tell.
S A R E E 47: i am!!!
S A R E E 47: u should see my face! it's a really i'm not kidding face! it's like...oh no.
[at this point i call my house to talk to my mom. serena keeps typing against tyranny.]
S A R E E 47: don't listen to her [my mom].
S A R E E 47: she doens't know!
[my mom says it's a long story.]
S A R E E 47: it's actually a short story. let me explain it to you
S A R E E 47: WE'RE POOR
S A R E E 47: the end
S A R E E 47: don't listen to her, i'm not being obnoxous. i'm just being truthful
S A R E E 47: alsdj falsfjsaldfas
S A R E E 47 signed off at 8:47:10 PM.
after speaking with the authorities at my house, i come to find out that this is all loosely based on a conversation about - what else - why my family is moving to texas. specifically, the conversation was about how we are NOT poor. there was no talk of closing accounts of any kind. there was no talk of trailer parks without toilets. all that came straight out of her head into my IM window. according to the police report, however, serena burst into tears and launching a tirade about How She Never Knew We Were Poor. and lucky for me, i became the victim of her demagoguery as she tried to gather followers in her Rage Against the Parents campaign. did i say that she isn't a little kid anymore? maybe this is just a more evolved species.
however, i have to give her props. she was quite convincing.
S A R E E 47: did u know that we're poor!!!
x So SheSayS x: um
x So SheSayS x: no.
x So SheSayS x: we are?
S A R E E 47: YES!!!!!
x So SheSayS x: oh.
x So SheSayS x: why?
S A R E E 47: because mom told me that dad isn't making money because ari closed the accounts!!
S A R E E 47: NOW WE'RE POOOOOOOOR
x So SheSayS x: i dont get it.
x So SheSayS x: ari closed what accounts?
x So SheSayS x: and how do you know we're POOR?
S A R E E 47: THE accounts
S A R E E 47: and dad has been begging for scraps for the past year!
S A R E E 47: ...suddenly i'm hungry
x So SheSayS x: LOL.
x So SheSayS x: begging for scraps.
S A R E E 47: MY SHOES ARE GETTING TIGHTER!!
x So SheSayS x: you are way too much
x So SheSayS x: i'm totally saving this conversation.
S A R E E 47: CARISSA?!?! we're going poor and ur laughing!!
x So SheSayS x: well, youre being ridiculous
S A R E E 47: i'm gonna be on the streets soon and u won't be laughing then
x So SheSayS x: hahaha
x So SheSayS x: you are not.
x So SheSayS x: if this is true why didnt mom and dad tell me
x So SheSayS x: ?
S A R E E 47: because they didn't want u to know!
x So SheSayS x: so youre telling me because......?
S A R E E 47: well u were gonna find out sooner or later when we end up mooching off you for your every nickle and dime
x So SheSayS x: i dont have any nickels and dimes.
x So SheSayS x: i live off of them.
x So SheSayS x: anyway, i doubt this is exactly true.
x So SheSayS x: and if it is,
x So SheSayS x: then good thing youre moving to texas, huh?
S A R E E 47: no! because not only will we be in TEXAS, we'll be POOR in texas
S A R E E 47: probably in some trailor park with no toilets
x So SheSayS x: no, thats the thing.
x So SheSayS x: when you sell the house youll have lots of money.
S A R E E 47: which we'll be spending on houses
x So SheSayS x: houses?
x So SheSayS x: you only need one.
S A R E E 47: i mean house
x So SheSayS x: well still.
x So SheSayS x: they dont cost as much there.
x So SheSayS x: so youll have lots left over.
S A R E E 47: fine at least this is a more valid excuse to move but it was funner to say I HAVE TO MOVE CUZ MY PARENTS ARE MEAN and now i have to tell people i'm going poor!
x So SheSayS x: serene
x So SheSayS x: seriously
x So SheSayS x: ... i dont know.
x So SheSayS x: you are not going poor.
S A R E E 47: ask mom if you don't believe me
S A R E E 47: her hair was all frumpled when she told me wich just added to the whole effect
x So SheSayS x: HAHAHA
S A R E E 47: how are we gonna eat!!
x So SheSayS x: the same way you always do?
x So SheSayS x: wouldnt you have noticed the difference by now, if it's really been a year?
x So SheSayS x: tell mom to call me then.
S A R E E 47: well because we're down to our last pennies. we're watching baseball now! this can't be good
x So SheSayS x: ?
x So SheSayS x: how does that make us poor? other than poor in taste maybe
S A R E E 47: no it means we can't afford basketball
x So SheSayS x: uh huh.
S A R E E 47: how many richies do we know that watch baseball
x So SheSayS x: how many richies do we KNOW?
x So SheSayS x: we dont know any.
S A R E E 47: wich is why all the people we know watch baseball
x So SheSayS x: hahahaha
S A R E E 47: we were the rich ones!
x So SheSayS x: serena
x So SheSayS x: get a grip.
S A R E E 47: ...i'm hyperventalating
x So SheSayS x: are you being serious or what?
x So SheSayS x: i cant even tell.
S A R E E 47: i am!!!
S A R E E 47: u should see my face! it's a really i'm not kidding face! it's like...oh no.
[at this point i call my house to talk to my mom. serena keeps typing against tyranny.]
S A R E E 47: don't listen to her [my mom].
S A R E E 47: she doens't know!
[my mom says it's a long story.]
S A R E E 47: it's actually a short story. let me explain it to you
S A R E E 47: WE'RE POOR
S A R E E 47: the end
S A R E E 47: don't listen to her, i'm not being obnoxous. i'm just being truthful
S A R E E 47: alsdj falsfjsaldfas
S A R E E 47 signed off at 8:47:10 PM.
after speaking with the authorities at my house, i come to find out that this is all loosely based on a conversation about - what else - why my family is moving to texas. specifically, the conversation was about how we are NOT poor. there was no talk of closing accounts of any kind. there was no talk of trailer parks without toilets. all that came straight out of her head into my IM window. according to the police report, however, serena burst into tears and launching a tirade about How She Never Knew We Were Poor. and lucky for me, i became the victim of her demagoguery as she tried to gather followers in her Rage Against the Parents campaign. did i say that she isn't a little kid anymore? maybe this is just a more evolved species.
however, i have to give her props. she was quite convincing.