uber quiz
1. FIRST NAME: Zack
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? negative
3. SCHOOL? central maine community college
4. MASCOT: i don't know
5. NICKNAME: bartlett
6. BIRTHDAY: 10/18/84
7. AGE: 19
8. FAVORITE COLOR: red
10. GPA: not sure, getting all A/B's
11. HEIGHT: 6'2
12. SHOE SIZE: 13
13. HAIR COLOR: red
14. EYE COLOR: brown
15. SIBLINGS: sister and brother
16. LAST CD YOU BOUGHT: punisher soundtrack
17. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN THE THEATER: starsky and hutch
18. LAST MOVIE YOU RENTED: Sopranos Season 1 Disk 1
19. LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT: English
20. DO YOU ACTUALLY LIKE MATH? yeah
21. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? Kory, cuz he is the only person i see on a daily basis
22. DO YOU HAVE A BF/GF: nope
23. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH? umm, sure
24. WHAT IS HIS/HER NAME?: Jason Varitek
25. FAVORITE ACTRESS: Juliette Lewis
26. FAVORITE ACTOR: Ed Norton
27. FAVORITE MOVIE: Fight Club
28. TV SHOW: Family Guy
29. FAVORITE SONG: APC - Pet
30. WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY? i can play any, don't play leagues or school though
31. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY: moulin rouge
32. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? people getting hurt
33. YOUR PET PEEVE: people who go through express with greater than ten items
34. FAVORITE SODA: mountain dew
35. FAVORITE CANDY: crunch bar
36. WHAT DO YOU EAT FOR LUNCH: whatever is in the fridge, usually hot pockets
37. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX? yeah
38. WHY OR WHY NOT?: my inner voice told me to
39. DO YOU DO ANY DRUGS? nope
40. PEOPLE ON YOUR BUDDY LIST? recently cut down to 50
41. HOW LONG DO YOU SHOWER? five minutes
42. FAV. VACATION SPOT? europe
43. FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE: Cabin Fever
44. BOXERS OR BRIEFS?: boxers
45. GUYS WITH OR WITHOUT HATS?: um, with, i guess
46. FAV. FOOD: chinese
47. WORST FEAR: snakes
48. WORST HABIT: selling crack to K-6 students
49. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: going to see tool or apc
50. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? losing a family member
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF. . .
51. BILL CLINTON: poor taste in women
52. KID ROCK: he had one good cd...
53. Nail Polish: cool
54. TEENAGE SMOKING: sure, if the little fuckers want to die, let them
55, SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE: people don't marry til middle 20's now, guy's sex drive peaks at 19...
57: CONDOMS: good for birth control and balloons
58. MARILYN MANSON: great live performer
59. GUY BANDS: suck
60. DEATH: wonder what happens...
61: HEAVEN: one big lan party, with uber fast and reliable connection
62: HELL: tea party with clinton, martha and rosie
63. JERRY SPRINGER: should retire
65. SUICIDE: more social security money for me
66. BIRTH: recommend the experience
67. SOUTH PARK: not as funny as family g uy
69. THE DEVIL: has a neat hair cut
70. GOD: is one of us
WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF...
71. RYAN: that peu kid from school
72. BOB: that smart kid who could do no wrong
73. ZACH: myself
74. SCOTT: tiner, a delinquent
75. MIKE: stefan's best friend
76. BRITT: some girl that hangs all over pont
77. STEPHANIE: cousin that lives in mass
78. BRIAN: uncle who lives in gray
79. JENNA: ex-girlfriend
81. JASON: an ex-girlfriend's delinquent brother
82. CAROL: a cashier from work
83. HEATHER: a pregnant fifteen year old from work
84. AARON: Duff, crazy kid
85. AMY: short and sweet
86. SARAH: one cool chick
87. JOEL: too smart for his own good
88. HANNAH: palidrome, like radar
89. BRITNEY: spears, hot and talented
90. ANNIE: crazy girl from work
91. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?: rich
92. DO YOU WANT TO HAVE KIDS? yeah
93. HOW MANY? five
94. DO YOU HAVE A JOB? yeah
95. WHAT COLLEGE DO YOU WANT TO GO TO?: UMO
96. DREAM CAR? BMW
97. IF YOU COULD RELIVE A YEAR, WOULD YOU?: yeah
99. RELIGION: no thank you
100. DO YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVEN AND HELL? nope
101. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?: Yup.
102. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS? Nope.
103. DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF? yes
104. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? Some day.
105. WHAT MAKES YOUR FRIENDS MAD ABOUT YOU?: my antics
106. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOU?: my money
107. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?: 13
109. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT?: Olive Garden
110. WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE HANGOUT?: anywhere with a pool table
112. LETTERMAN OR LENO: Leno
113. MTV or VH1: MTV, le sigh
114. SPICE GIRLS OR BACKSTREET BOYS?: BSB!
115. LIFE OF HAPPINESS OR LIFE OF MONEY? money, money buys happiness
116. BEVERLY HILLS 90210 OR DAWSONS CREEK? dawsons creek, i guess
117. 7TH HEAVEN OR PARTY OF FIVE: party of five
118. DIET PEPSI OR PEPSI ONE: neither
120. APPLES OR ORANGES: apples
121. CHOCOLATES OR FLOWERS: chocolate
122. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LOVE SONG?: Tool - Stinkfist
123. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAK-UP SONG?: Fuck you, I don't want you back
124. SILVER OR GOLD: Silver
125. YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW, WHERE WOULD YOU BE?: England
129. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING AT THIS VERY MOMENT?: friggin english paper
130. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SONG "PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY"?: it was funny
131. ARE YOU A VEGETARIAN? nope
132. FAVORITE KINDS OF CLOTHES: FUBU
133. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?: Kory
134. THE LAST TV SHOW YOU WATCHED: Family Guy
HAVE YOU EVER....
135. BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY? yes
136: BEEN ON A PLANE: yes
137. WENT SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN: yes
138. IF SO, WHERE?: OOB
142. GONE SKINNY DIPPING: not yet
143. THOUGHT ABOUT DEATH? yes
144. LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: no
145. FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: no
146. FELL ASLEEP WHILE EATING: no
147. GONE TO CHURCH: only for weddings
148. READ THE BIBLE: nope
149. CLIMBED A TREE: nope
150. WATCHED DAWSON'S CREEK: once
151. GONE SKIING: yes
152. GONE SNOWBOARDING: nope
153. CRIED CAUSE U WERE SO SCARED AT A SCARY MOVIE: no
154. LAUGHED SO MUCH THAT YOU CRIED: don't think so
155. GONE ALL NITE WITHOUT SLEEP?: yes
156. BEEN TO CAMP: yes
158. PLAYED SOCCER: yep
159. BEEN TO A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL GAME: RED SOX BABY!
160. SAW A PRO BASKETBALL GAME: Yes
161. WON SOMETHING: yes
162. WHAT DID YOU WIN?: had an undefeated soccer team in england
163. ATE IN A RESTAURANT WITHOUT ORDERING ANYTHING: nope
164. EATEN SUSHI: no
165. EATEN FISH: yes
166. EATEN A BUG?: no
167. LAUGHED SO HARD THAT YOU "WET YOURSELF"? no
168. WANTED TO DIE: yes
169. MET A CELEBRITY: michael J. fox
170. MET THE PRESIDENT: yeah, Clinton
171. DRIVEN A CAR: yes
172. DIDN'T WASH YOUR HAIR FOR A WEEK: nope
173. TAKEN A BATH BEFORE?: yes
174. BROKEN SOMETHING VALUABLE?: yes
175. BROKEN A BONE?: not yet
176. LOVED SOMEONE?: yes
177. SUN TANNED ALL DAY?: nope
178. BOUGHT ICE CREAM FROM AN ICE CREAM TRUCK?: yup
179. USED YOUR PARENTS CREDIT CARD?: yup
180. BEEN SCARED TO GET A SHOT: used to be
181. GOTTEN A CAVITY: yes
182. HOW MANY: 4 or 5
183. GOTTEN REAL SICK: nope, all have been fake
184. STAYED ONLINE ALL DAY? always online
185. WATCHED MOVIES ALL DAY: yep, buffy marathons
186. WATCHED "THAT 70'S SHOW?: Yes
187. THOUGHT YOU WERE IN LOVE: yes
189. WATCHED MTV AT 4 IN THE MORNING: no
190. USED A PORTA-POTTY: yes
191. MADE PRANK PHONE CALLS: nope
192. THREW UP ON SOMEONE?: no
193. GOTTEN A DISEASE?: no
194. CAUGHT A FISH: yes
195. SNUCK OUT OF YOUR HOUSE: no
196. GOT CAUGHT DRINKING: no
197. BEEN HURT BY A GUY/GIRL YOU LIKED: yes
198. GONE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY: yes
199. WET THE BED: no
200. LIKED A FRIEND MORE THAN THE PERSON YOU WERE GOING OUT WITH?: don't know
201. HAD YOUR HOUSE ROLLED: no
202. BROKEN THE LAW? yes
203. KILLED SOMEONE IN YOUR THOUGHTS: yeah
204. BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT: some close calls
205. BEATEN SOMEONE UP: yes
206. BEEN BEATEN UP: yes
207. SKIPPED SKOOL: yes (today)
208. BEEN SCARED ENOUGH TO PISS IN YOUR PANTS: no
209. BEEN STABBED IN THE BACK BY A "FRIEND": no
211. WHO? n/a
212. WHO IS YOUR FAV PERSON TO TALK TO ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: kory
213. WHO IS YOUR FAV PERSON TO TALK TO ABOUT LIFE? bill
214. WHO DO YOU HATE?: emo bands
215. WHAT MAKES YOU ANGRY?: how the ladies treat my pal kory
216. WHY ARE YOU SAD? i have english in five hours
217. WHY ARE YOU HAPPY?: because i have a lvl 50 daoc account
218. WHAT MAKES YOU CONFUSED? chicks
218. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO?: europe
219. WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO MEET?: Maynard and Reznor
220. WHO DO YOU MISS?: my brother
221. WHO DO YOU WANT TO DIE?: carl, adam, bill's mom
222. WHO WOULD YOU DIE FOR?: a lot of people
223. WHO HOLDS YOUR HEART?: david fincher
224. IS THE NICEST PERSON YOU KNOW?: Jake
225. IS THE MEANEST PERSON YOU KNOW?: Cyndi
226. WHO IS THE MOST OUTGOING PERSON YOU KNOW?: Kory
227. IS THE UGLIEST PERSON YOU KNOW?: Bill's Mom (sorry)
228. WHO DO YOU WANT TO MARRY?: lead singer of evanence
230. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU SMILE?: x-tina