quiz
The Basics
What is your full name: zachary allan bartlett
How old are you: 19
What is your date of birth: 18 october 1984
Are you in school now: yes
If so, what grade are you in: freshman in college
How many sisters do you have: 1
How many brothers do you have: 1
Are your parents still together: yes
Do you like your parents: yes
Do you like to go places with your family: no
Do you have any pets: yeah
If you do tell us a little about them: one puppy and two cats
How did you come across this survey: serena
What time is it right now: 11:25am
About your friends
How many friends do you have right now: a dozen
How many good friends do you have: 4
Do you have a best friend: yes
Who is your smartest friend: sarah
Who is your dumbest friend: kory
Who is that friend that is really smart but acts like a dumbass: bill
Who is your hottest friend: rach
Do you have more guy-friends or girl-friends: guy-friends
Would you ever fuck one of your friends: depends
About your sex life
When was the last time you had sex: plead the fifth
When was the last time you had a good fuck: plead the fifth
Have you ever screwed two different people in the same day: no
If you did were you fucking tired: n/a
Have you ever spent one whole day screwing: yeah
Have you ever done it outside: in my car
Would you like to do it outside: sure
Have you ever fucked in the back seat of a VW Bug: close, VW Jetta
Have you ever screwed in a public place: i guess
Have you ever done two people at the same time: no
Have you ever had sex with a member of your own sex: no
Would you like to have sex with a member of your own sex: nope
Are you gay,bi,or straight: straight
Would you fuck Alexa Vega: don't know her
Do you even know who Alexa Vega is: no
She's hott you know!: good for her
Are you horny right now: sure
Would you like to fuck right now: sure
Are you despreate enough to log onto an online chatroom and have cyber sex: no
Have you ever had sex with someone you didn't know: no
Have you ever fucked a hooker: no
Would you ever pump a hooker: no (pump?)
If not, why not: don't know
Do you like to dress up as star wars characters during sex: no
If not, why not: not sure, maybe i'll try it
Are you horny now: sure
If you are, how horny are you right now: this much
Would you like to fuck me: no
What is your favorite...
thing to do on the weekend: not work
food: chicken
drink: coke and jack
thing to do in a bathroom: shave
thing to do in the shower: sex
snack: twizzlers
animal: cats
tv channel: comedy central
website: fark.com, livejournal
About Online Journals
Do you have an online journal: yes
Do you have more then one online journal: yes
How many online Journals do you have: 3
What service do you use (livejournal,myownjournal,melodramatic,ect.): livejournal
Will you post this survey in your journal: yes
How often do you post in your online journal: 1-2 times a day
Do you like posting in your online journal: no, i just do it because i hate it
Do you tell the truth in your journal or do you BS a lot: truth
If you do BS a lot is anything in your journal true: n/a
do you tell everyone that your a buff jock when you are really a nerd: i'm so uber l33t
Tell the truth now you bitch
Are you a dork: yep.
Are you a virgin: nope
Do you wish you were still a virgin: no
Do you smoke: no
Do you use drugs: no
Do you wish you could quit smoking or using drugs: n/a
Do you drink: yeah
Are you drunk right now: no
Is the only reason that your taking this survey because your drunk: no
Are you drunk enough to fuck a cat: not my kind of pussy
If you are go do it right now and send us some pictures.: um, no
Have you ever screwed an animal: plead the fifth
Are you a christian: no
If not, what do you worship: i don't worship anything or anyone.
Are you God: yes
Are you the Devil: yes
I know your not the Devil because I am you bitch, so fuck off.: i see
Last few questions
Now that you have finished this survey how do you feel: hungry
Are you still horny: sure
Are you going to go get laid right now: nope
What time is it now: 11:33am
Are you mad at me: no
Would you like to kill me: yes
What time is it now: 11:33am
Do you wan't to buy a shotgun and hunt my ass down: sure
Do you wan't to put a kitchen knife into the back of my scull: yeah, after you are dead
What time is it now: 11:34am
One more question after this and we are done, how do you feel: still hungry
What time is it now: 11:34am