fun with Jesus!
If you have no sense of humor and are easily offended by ridiculous things, don't click the cut.
monkeystuff504: um hungry
xspecial_kx: um hungry too
monkeystuff504: ha i met to say i'm
monkeystuff504: but that works too
monkeystuff504: i want a pizza on a bagel
xspecial_kx: what about Jesus on a bagel
monkeystuff504: jesus isn't in season
xspecial_kx: neither is he seasoning
xspecial_kx: but he is meat
xspecial_kx: it's just like pepperoni
monkeystuff504: i know i know
monkeystuff504: but hes like crawfish
monkeystuff504: you can only eat him in january and september
xspecial_kx: it's so almost january
xspecial_kx: and HELLO preservatives
xspecial_kx: they work wonders
xspecial_kx: and so does Jesus
monkeystuff504: i like my jesus fresh
xspecial_kx: i like my babies fresh
xspecial_kx: you can't always get what you want
xspecial_kx: sometimes the craving comes in JUNE
xspecial_kx: then what do you do?
xspecial_kx: eat pepperoni?
xspecial_kx: no
xspecial_kx: you eat freeze dried Jesus
monkeystuff504: well actually jesus is good in june and july too
xspecial_kx: fuck no he's not
monkeystuff504: um hes got a j and an s in his name
monkeystuff504: so the j months and the s month
monkeystuff504: fuck no on freeze dried jesus
monkeystuff504: that shit is nasty
monkeystuff504: freeze dried mother theresa on the other hand
monkeystuff504: splendid
xspecial_kx: ewwww i can't stand that shit
xspecial_kx: it's too sweet
monkeystuff504: damn are you serious
monkeystuff504: put a little butter sauce on it and it tastes amazing
xspecial_kx: what about BBQ Judas
xspecial_kx: he's a little bitter
xspecial_kx: but niceee
monkeystuff504: walt disneys pretty good too
xspecial_kx: i'll have to agree with you there
xspecial_kx: he doesn't like Jews
xspecial_kx: which gives it that extra bite
monkeystuff504: yep its a slight stinging sensation
monkeystuff504: and when adorned with lemon grass and a basil dip
xspecial_kx: lol im so saving this convo
monkeystuff504: walt can be the perfect feast for any get together
monkeystuff504: ha ok
xspecial_kx: http://www.auspost.com.au/philatelic/stamps/stampshop_2.asp?pid=54779560&product_type=3&category_id=470 lol yesss
versioncity: LOL HIS FACE
versioncity: his shocked face on a stamp
versioncity: oh goodness
xspecial_kx: lolol
xspecial_kx: i would laugh if those stamps embodied the HP faces
xspecial_kx: i would cry laughing and roll around holding the stamps
versioncity: hahahahahah
versioncity: people would be like WTF
versioncity: and youre like LOLOL STAMP
xspecial_kx: lmao
xspecial_kx: LOLZ STAMPS LOLZ
versioncity: ROFL STAMPS
xspecial_kx: and jesus would come up and be like LOLZ
versioncity: HAHAHAHA
versioncity: WTF IM CHRIST LOLZ
xspecial_kx: LMAOOO
versioncity: hahahahahaha
xspecial_kx: that is the best thing ever
versioncity: hahahaha
versioncity: i really want a shirt with that
xspecial_kx: me too hahahahhahaha
versioncity: him on the cross like omg ouch lolz
versioncity: hahahahahahahahaha
xspecial_kx: hahahahahahahhhahahaha
xspecial_kx: hahahahahhahahahahahha
versioncity: or bethlehem like HEY YA'LL! ROFL
versioncity: change my diaper
versioncity: HAHA mary changed jesus's diapers
versioncity: hahahahahahahaah
versioncity: thats really funny for some reason
versioncity: jesus wore diapers
xspecial_kx: lololol
xspecial_kx: Jude Law isn't circumsized
xspecial_kx: just to let you know
versioncity: THANKS.
versioncity: i bet jesus would leave the toilet seat up
versioncity: and be like you may lower
versioncity: and then it would slowly lower
versioncity: because mary would fall in
xspecial_kx: lmaooooooooooo
xspecial_kx: i wonder if Jesus got drunk?
xspecial_kx: Jesus gets CRUNK
versioncity: LOL
versioncity: drunk!jesus
xspecial_kx: lolol
versioncity: hahahaha
versioncity: i wanna see that
xspecial_kx: me too
versioncity: he couldnt have been holy man 24/7
xspecial_kx: it sounds like a Family Guy thing
versioncity: haaa yeah
xspecial_kx: drinking isn't against the bible
xspecial_kx: they had wine like water
xspecial_kx: in fact
versioncity: mmhm
xspecial_kx: he could turn water INTO wine
versioncity: HA
xspecial_kx: oh man, Jesus was WASTEDD
xspecial_kx: you know he'd be doing that all the time
versioncity: yeah mann
xspecial_kx: he had to touch lepers and shit all the time
xspecial_kx: gross
versioncity: hahahaha
xspecial_kx: he was probably like OMG EW
versioncity: lets hang out with jesus
versioncity: he can be one of us
xspecial_kx: he's cool, i bet he'd be down with that
versioncity: i bet
versioncity: hey lucy
versioncity: jesus is coming over
versioncity: nyehhh
xspecial_kx: LOL
xspecial_kx: yessss we would win eternity
versioncity: jesus is coming over and were going to trip balls
versioncity: hahahahah
xspecial_kx: LMAO
xspecial_kx: "hey, Jesus, brought the stuff?"
versioncity: hahahahah
versioncity: hahahahahaha
xspecial_kx: i bet Jesus trips to Golden Girls
xspecial_kx: he loves Sophia
versioncity: *turns bread into coke*
versioncity: haahahahaa
versioncity: hahahahahaha
xspecial_kx: lol
xspecial_kx: "I'M GOING TO SNORT SOME BREAD, YO, LOLZ"
versioncity: HAHAHAH
versioncity: oh mannn
*does Conan's going to hell dance*
xKat
monkeystuff504: um hungry
xspecial_kx: um hungry too
monkeystuff504: ha i met to say i'm
monkeystuff504: but that works too
monkeystuff504: i want a pizza on a bagel
xspecial_kx: what about Jesus on a bagel
monkeystuff504: jesus isn't in season
xspecial_kx: neither is he seasoning
xspecial_kx: but he is meat
xspecial_kx: it's just like pepperoni
monkeystuff504: i know i know
monkeystuff504: but hes like crawfish
monkeystuff504: you can only eat him in january and september
xspecial_kx: it's so almost january
xspecial_kx: and HELLO preservatives
xspecial_kx: they work wonders
xspecial_kx: and so does Jesus
monkeystuff504: i like my jesus fresh
xspecial_kx: i like my babies fresh
xspecial_kx: you can't always get what you want
xspecial_kx: sometimes the craving comes in JUNE
xspecial_kx: then what do you do?
xspecial_kx: eat pepperoni?
xspecial_kx: no
xspecial_kx: you eat freeze dried Jesus
monkeystuff504: well actually jesus is good in june and july too
xspecial_kx: fuck no he's not
monkeystuff504: um hes got a j and an s in his name
monkeystuff504: so the j months and the s month
monkeystuff504: fuck no on freeze dried jesus
monkeystuff504: that shit is nasty
monkeystuff504: freeze dried mother theresa on the other hand
monkeystuff504: splendid
xspecial_kx: ewwww i can't stand that shit
xspecial_kx: it's too sweet
monkeystuff504: damn are you serious
monkeystuff504: put a little butter sauce on it and it tastes amazing
xspecial_kx: what about BBQ Judas
xspecial_kx: he's a little bitter
xspecial_kx: but niceee
monkeystuff504: walt disneys pretty good too
xspecial_kx: i'll have to agree with you there
xspecial_kx: he doesn't like Jews
xspecial_kx: which gives it that extra bite
monkeystuff504: yep its a slight stinging sensation
monkeystuff504: and when adorned with lemon grass and a basil dip
xspecial_kx: lol im so saving this convo
monkeystuff504: walt can be the perfect feast for any get together
monkeystuff504: ha ok
xspecial_kx: http://www.auspost.com.au/philatelic/stamps/stampshop_2.asp?pid=54779560&product_type=3&category_id=470 lol yesss
versioncity: LOL HIS FACE
versioncity: his shocked face on a stamp
versioncity: oh goodness
xspecial_kx: lolol
xspecial_kx: i would laugh if those stamps embodied the HP faces
xspecial_kx: i would cry laughing and roll around holding the stamps
versioncity: hahahahahah
versioncity: people would be like WTF
versioncity: and youre like LOLOL STAMP
xspecial_kx: lmao
xspecial_kx: LOLZ STAMPS LOLZ
versioncity: ROFL STAMPS
xspecial_kx: and jesus would come up and be like LOLZ
versioncity: HAHAHAHA
versioncity: WTF IM CHRIST LOLZ
xspecial_kx: LMAOOO
versioncity: hahahahahaha
xspecial_kx: that is the best thing ever
versioncity: hahahaha
versioncity: i really want a shirt with that
xspecial_kx: me too hahahahhahaha
versioncity: him on the cross like omg ouch lolz
versioncity: hahahahahahahahaha
xspecial_kx: hahahahahahahhhahahaha
xspecial_kx: hahahahahhahahahahahha
versioncity: or bethlehem like HEY YA'LL! ROFL
versioncity: change my diaper
versioncity: HAHA mary changed jesus's diapers
versioncity: hahahahahahahaah
versioncity: thats really funny for some reason
versioncity: jesus wore diapers
xspecial_kx: lololol
xspecial_kx: Jude Law isn't circumsized
xspecial_kx: just to let you know
versioncity: THANKS.
versioncity: i bet jesus would leave the toilet seat up
versioncity: and be like you may lower
versioncity: and then it would slowly lower
versioncity: because mary would fall in
xspecial_kx: lmaooooooooooo
xspecial_kx: i wonder if Jesus got drunk?
xspecial_kx: Jesus gets CRUNK
versioncity: LOL
versioncity: drunk!jesus
xspecial_kx: lolol
versioncity: hahahaha
versioncity: i wanna see that
xspecial_kx: me too
versioncity: he couldnt have been holy man 24/7
xspecial_kx: it sounds like a Family Guy thing
versioncity: haaa yeah
xspecial_kx: drinking isn't against the bible
xspecial_kx: they had wine like water
xspecial_kx: in fact
versioncity: mmhm
xspecial_kx: he could turn water INTO wine
versioncity: HA
xspecial_kx: oh man, Jesus was WASTEDD
xspecial_kx: you know he'd be doing that all the time
versioncity: yeah mann
xspecial_kx: he had to touch lepers and shit all the time
xspecial_kx: gross
versioncity: hahahaha
xspecial_kx: he was probably like OMG EW
versioncity: lets hang out with jesus
versioncity: he can be one of us
xspecial_kx: he's cool, i bet he'd be down with that
versioncity: i bet
versioncity: hey lucy
versioncity: jesus is coming over
versioncity: nyehhh
xspecial_kx: LOL
xspecial_kx: yessss we would win eternity
versioncity: jesus is coming over and were going to trip balls
versioncity: hahahahah
xspecial_kx: LMAO
xspecial_kx: "hey, Jesus, brought the stuff?"
versioncity: hahahahah
versioncity: hahahahahaha
xspecial_kx: i bet Jesus trips to Golden Girls
xspecial_kx: he loves Sophia
versioncity: *turns bread into coke*
versioncity: haahahahaa
versioncity: hahahahahaha
xspecial_kx: lol
xspecial_kx: "I'M GOING TO SNORT SOME BREAD, YO, LOLZ"
versioncity: HAHAHAH
versioncity: oh mannn
*does Conan's going to hell dance*
xKat