Comments | xsquishyx: paul morrison - assassin extraordinaire

xsquishyx

paul morrison - assassin extraordinaire

May 01, 2005 16:03

i don't often post anymore, but i had an extraordinarily odd dream this afternoon ( Read more... )

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zzchronuszz May 2 2005, 05:22:45 UTC

Oh man, the sex dreams i've been having lately...

It's kinda crazy and unfair really. Sex, in either thought or act, do not consume my very being every second of the day. Now i'll admit that i do think about it often, but its more of a POP! surprise! SEX! and then its gone just as quickly.

Why then, when the sun falls and i drift off to sleep do i spend the night shifting my hips on top of some girl (whom either i know, or have never seen before in my life)?

I remember when i used to dream about being able to fly, and fighting bag guys.

Those were the days.

xsquishyx May 2 2005, 16:06:42 UTC

i too used to dream of fighting bag people, though generally bag ladies.

also, a mikel parent sex dream is not just any sex dream. he is deliciousness defined.

zzchronuszz May 7 2005, 20:46:17 UTC

yeah, i bet he wears tight jeans, has thick black glasses, is white as a sheet, and has greasy unkempt hair.

xsquishyx May 8 2005, 02:25:49 UTC

not quite. he's very classy/academic looking.

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meandthemajor May 2 2005, 13:00:11 UTC

If Paul Morrison was an assassin, his targets would have no hope!

xsquishyx May 2 2005, 16:07:39 UTC

he could kill them with pure 45 year old canadian studliness!

am i alone in thinking his themesong would be "like a rhinestone cowboy"?

meandthemajor May 2 2005, 16:18:47 UTC

that works way too well

madala May 2 2005, 20:27:30 UTC

whoa, i so know what you mean by the chain-smoking, nipple showing perv...lol. i had him for my usem, as did josh. he can kill, yup yup

xsquishyx May 3 2005, 01:14:30 UTC

josh was telling me about his gay scar-from-the-lion-king theory. our conversation went something like this:

Michelle: "I AM GAY! ROAR!"
Josh: I need to make someone draw me a gay lion to say that
M: there's a south park episode with big gay al. and in it, he has a big gay lion
J: and I guess there's always scar from the lion king
M: i never thought of scar as especially gay
M: but in retrospect
J: study lion king with paul morrison, and that's what you get

i think he could kill with a look. a glance, even. or with the help of a gay lion.

sarahk425 May 10 2005, 07:06:00 UTC

duh, I referred him and his BC questions to you because I knew that if you stood around talking to him for long enough, Mikel Parent would come up behind you and stick it in ya. I was helping you out. jeez, lady, show a friend some love.

tonight was so awesome fun. fondue and feminism every night! xoxox.

xsquishyx May 10 2005, 22:14:34 UTC

"stick it in ya" - now THAT sounds sexy.

and yes, fondue + feminism + film = fun.

trem_two May 17 2005, 23:07:30 UTC

oh my god, what a wonderful dream.
i have it bad for both of those guys...