with my feet on the dash; the world doesn't matter.

[xstars_in_eyesx]

if i ever went on a dating show, i think i'd be kicked off for boring the tar out of america. i the guy asked me to tell him about myself, my response would most likely contain phrases such as;


-i knit blankets & hats for chemotherapy vitims & babies.
-more often than not i prefer my family to my friends.
-more often than not i prefer horses to social outings.
-more often than not i prefer my dogs to people.
-i like to play dress up.
-i like to pretend i'm foreign & speak with an accent.
-i like to clean.
-i like to write.
-i love church.
-i love reading the bible.
-i don't approve of provocative attire.
-i don't drink, smoke or have sex.
-i love watching the stars.
-i love laying next to le boy.
-i'm a sucker for calla lilies.
-i should have been born in the thirties.
-i should also have been born in camelot.
-i have a cowboy fetish.
-sometimes when i'm scared i sleep in my mom's room.
-i'm saving myself & i can't be swayed.
-i have one addiction: it is tea.
-red lipstick is a must when out & about.
-no outfit is complete without a string of pearls.
-i can't sleep if my dog isn't curled up next to me.
-every time i pass a mirror i have to pluck my eyebrows.
-i believe in women being submissive and men being dominant.
-i think bras should be illegal. they suck.
-i've got some really big dreams.
-i think about my wedding day [and night] all the time.
-i don't settle easily.
-i play the cello.

i daresay i would be no fun for my date; if a guy is on a dating show, what are the odds he isn't just looking for some play?

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