Ok, so I've got this idea for a move and it goes as follows: A cop, after getting into a scuffle in wich he broke an drug addict's (of all things) crack pipe, has to undergo corrective counceling. He gets to keep his job... UNDER ONE CIRCUMSTANCE... no more violence, wich translates into basically no more breaking things ( Read more... )

I'm sure you've all heard "isn't it ironic" by Alannis Morriset... yeah, I'm STUDYING IT. asshole. There is alot of deep stuff going on in that song, and thus far no one has taken the time to dissect it, let alone arrange it for Steel drum band. (neither here nor there, but I am doing that) But what I'm mainly concerned with is the lyrical content ( Read more... )

doon dittely doon doon doon, dicka doon doon dickita doon doon doon, doo ee oon, dooo e oon ( Read more... )

You ask me why I'm vegan but what the fuck does it matter to you? u ask me why I'm straight edge and i rebuttal, fuckin bitch, 'who the fuck are you to be gettign in my personal space. IT'S A FREE COUNTRY! i can do anything i want!' don't try to take away my freedom of speech, or press. Don't take my LJ away because you think you're more crazier or ( Read more... )

My car was and still is nice and clean. Clean as to accommodate for any females that i might impress at the bar, or while at home depot, or perhaps on the road as we both make it past a red light. I love it when that happens, i feel as though me and the other driver were on some sort of sports team, or have some sort of platonic bond because of it ( Read more... )

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Check this quote out. I found it on google. I heard it on TV i mean. I seen it in a book I mean. Some one recited it to me i mean. It's real though. Real as shit, read ( Read more... )

SO everything is shitty. vrything is not "mickey mouse." I think I'm gonna move. Either to Florida or Egypt. Both of those places offer what I'm looking for in the land around me. Lets compare and contrast for a minute shall we:

Weather. Florida's weather is warm year round, as is Egypt's. Egypt however bears at her disposal great sandstorms, ( Read more... )

"Tate will you come into work today ( Read more... )

ouch. Everyone I'd liek to think experiences some sort of embarassing health ailment, that thjey don't tell anyone about. Or at least everyone thinks they might have one, but keep veiled lips. regardless of their choices I'v decided that i hafta break the mold, mutatis mutandis. As you can tell by my user pic, I'm slowly turning into a gnome. My ( Read more... )