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Day Ten Of Birthday Month:
December 10th 2004
Kaity and My Poems From Today Under the LJ Cut.. For Yesterdays CONTRIVERSAL Poems go to http://www.livejournal.com/users/paradiseyes/55191.html?#cutid1
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key: alli kaity
"You & me baby aint nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel." -Bad Touch ;-)
There was once a girl from Pittsburg PA
She liked to have sex down by the bay
She could do it all night long
and if she took hits from a bong
she could continue into the day
Oh Lord not this again.
Our poems have got us in trouble
and todays willmake it double
we better be nice
or we'll see Mr.Bradley twice
and I'm quite happy w/o drama in my bubble
haha cute
Timi wants to hurt you
but I could scare her w/ a boo
Mr.Bradly was not gay
when he talked to us today
so now whats she gonna do?
lol
It is sad that I am so small
I cannot stand up for myself at all
Anyone can split my shit
with a single hit
and to the ground I would fall
Erik likes to look down my shirt
hes even names the twins dawn and bert
he gets a hard on
and wishes he could con
me to leave my shirt in the dirt
Boys pay too much attention to their dicks
they think being hott will pick up hott chicks
they show off their abs
and think they so fab
I know just where Im going to kick
There once was a girl named Ling
even her coochie had bling
she would show off
but the smell made the boys caugh
they all wished she'd was her thing
lmao
There once was a girl named koko
all the fellas thought she was loco....
(the bell rang and kaity didnt get to finish)
I once knew a boy named Chris
who was very shallow and liked to diss
although he was hott
getting alli was a not
he tried to get her but he always would miss
There once was a boy who played chicks
he did it daily for kicks
his favorite was kaity
she loved him though he was shady
oh how she liked his dick
REVISED
There once was a Sr. named Sandra
who tried to take Alli's man-DUH!
Alli wasnt a fan
and made up a plan
to poisen her drink with aphendra