My sister's birthday party was today.
3 hours at a bowling place with 20 kids.
Sounds perfect.

I woke up this morning with a massive bruise on my leg.
I don't remember doing anything that would cause it either.
Wierd.

James Blunt is cool.

Has anyone noticed that my entries are becoming less and less pointless?
I have to go pick up trash by Fudrucker's tomorrow at like 9.

My k button doesn't work, so I definitely just copy and pasted those.

I just spent the majority of my i-tunes giftcard on Retaliation by Dane Cook.

It's hilarious.

The Peach Blossom Diner is gross.

I was at Barnes and Noble today, looking for the book by Clinton and Stacy of What Not to Wear ( Read more... )

Well, I'm pretty sure my family takes the cake as the most retarded people in the world ( Read more... )

( I wanted to do this one again. )

Watching someone clean a turkey is enough to turn any meat-lover into a vegetarian.

An actual phrase I just heard 5 minutes ago: "Erin, will you reach into the turkey and pull out the bag of giblets for me?"

Well Lara decided to recap a few of her entries, so I looked back on some of mine and realized they were kind of funny too.

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