I was thinking....how hard would it actually be to make a chain of fast food fruit places? You could have them in malls, and like starbucks ... just have cut up fruit and people can either pick plates of fruits and veggies and cheese and stuff...or people could individually buy chopped up fruit or whole fruit and the same with the veggies. You ( Read more... )

OH! Everything Is Illuminated comes out on dvd today! And I have a reserved copy. Hah.
yes. I love remembering things like that

So Jessica brought her baby album to show me and I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my entire life. Jessica is an amazingly beautiful girl...but as a baby...she wasn't the prettiest, but she was surly the RADDEST. We need to scan some photos of her modeling phase. The fact that she was sometimes asians, sometimes like a drunk old man and ( Read more... )

Me: Dude, that sign just said "Now Opening, Meat and Video Store..."
Jessica: Sweet, I'm gonna go put my resume in.

That cracked me up.

My favourite cheeky brat:


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Oh man. There are times that I really want to post lyrics that are really inspirational, but yet quite gay. And because they always apply to work stuff I always think of David from the office when he quotes Des'ree. Hahah shit genius, but I'm finding that all too often I'm quite in tune with how close I sometimes resemble Davids managing techniques ( Read more... )

I'm feeling really guilty, lucky, blessed, happy and sad right now ( Read more... )

My new favourite thing to do is sit on the couch with my headphones on and just listen to music. Just sit and listen.
I really doing that with Led Zepplin, Misfits and Depeche Mode.

Misfits and Depeche Mode make me want to dance, but I usually lay in bed with Led Zepplin. I love it!

I said whoaaa whooaaa whoa. Misfits all the way.

Genius snippet of conversation:

Me: I have a crush on my hot lesbian chiropractor.
Him: You have a chiropractor?

ok. I'm about fed up. I'm pretty sure I deserve a cool dude in my life right about, oh right about now. I'm completely bored with the single girl thing, and I'm also completely bored with people who don't realize how awesome I am ( Read more... )