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CultivatedHeat (21:29:33): so there was this tiger and then there was this panada
CultivatedHeat (21:29:41): the tiger's name was leo
CultivatedHeat (21:29:55): and the panda's name was Mang
HER (21:30:09): continue..
CultivatedHeat (21:31:26): okay so then one day the tiger, went in search of food
CultivatedHeat (21:31:37): so like leo was like "me so hungary"
CultivatedHeat (21:32:01): so after a while he walked in to the deep deep jungles of china
CultivatedHeat (21:32:20): so leo went on his journey
CultivatedHeat (21:32:29): he drank water
CultivatedHeat (21:32:40): to quench his thirst
CultivatedHeat (21:32:55): and he began to look for food.
CultivatedHeat (21:33:11): so the first thing that leo came across was a mouse.
CultivatedHeat (21:33:47): leo obviously went in tried to chance the mouse down.
CultivatedHeat (21:34:10): but the mouse was so small that leo could not find it after several minutes of search.
CultivatedHeat (21:34:22): leo then said to himself well he is small and this is too much work.
CultivatedHeat (21:34:53): again leo begins to walk into the jungle
CultivatedHeat (21:35:01): this time he comes across a snake
CultivatedHeat (21:35:23): this snake was a cleaver snake
CultivatedHeat (21:35:54): leo was like im big and im badass, but then the snake was like im small and im badass
CultivatedHeat (21:36:37): the snake makes a wager on who can swallow something whole
CultivatedHeat (21:36:54): so leo, was like hell no, nothing can do that.
CultivatedHeat (21:37:33): the snake then finds the mouse that the tiger was so desperately searching for
CultivatedHeat (21:37:45): and the snake was like look at me, im so cool.
CultivatedHeat (21:37:50): leo was obviously pissed
CultivatedHeat (21:38:14): so the snake in a quick leap was like damn i ate that mouse whole.
CultivatedHeat (21:39:04): leo in is furious state was like hell no, i can eat i can eat you whole.
CultivatedHeat (21:39:29): so the snake was like, "wait what about the bet"
CultivatedHeat (21:39:57): leo as proud as he was, was like "oh damn, you right foo."
CultivatedHeat (21:40:12): as he went away, said and hungry,
CultivatedHeat (21:40:35): he still thought he was the shizzzzzit
CultivatedHeat (21:41:22): so we went up to a llama and said, bitch im gunna eat you now
CultivatedHeat (21:41:32): but the llama was like haha yeah right.
CultivatedHeat (21:41:49): so the llama ran up the mountain, for 20 miles or 100 miles who knows.
CultivatedHeat (21:42:06): the tiger was like hella no after 9 minutes.
CultivatedHeat (21:42:11): that llama sure knew his stuff.
CultivatedHeat (21:42:23): now leo the tiger, was mad.
CultivatedHeat (21:42:37): so we went down to the river again.
CultivatedHeat (21:42:46): and was like damn foo, were is mah food, yo
CultivatedHeat (21:43:11): and there it was
CultivatedHeat (21:43:30): the panda , mang
CultivatedHeat (21:43:45): mang was all up in da hood, "excuse me sir my i help you"
CultivatedHeat (21:44:14): and dude that tiger was salivating like a mofo.
CultivatedHeat (21:44:24): so mang as smart as he was like
CultivatedHeat (21:44:38): "mr. leo, i dont supose you will eat me"
CultivatedHeat (21:45:10): leo was like "ayo daym striaght im gunna get up in yer grill and bust a cap in your fat ass"
CultivatedHeat (21:45:49): mang seemly amused by this wager was like hey man, you can eat me, but let me have my last words yo.
CultivatedHeat (21:45:59): so mang was like, i want to eat this bambo
CultivatedHeat (21:46:28): so like mang was saying like, hey leo cut down this bambo stuff for me, so i can have mah last bite
CultivatedHeat (21:46:41): and leo was like hell ya foo, finally i can eat, only after i did this.
CultivatedHeat (21:46:49): so leo was cruching and cruching away at the bambo
CultivatedHeat (21:46:58): leo was like daym yo, this shit hard
CultivatedHeat (21:47:07): but hell he could eat so why not
CultivatedHeat (21:47:39): leo then began to remark, ayo yo, mah teeth hurt, does it always feel like dis, yo?
CultivatedHeat (21:47:49): Mang was like " yes sir it does"
CultivatedHeat (21:48:20): so Leo was like, alite, heres yo bambo shit
CultivatedHeat (21:48:31): and mang then takes it, and begins to eat of the leaves.
CultivatedHeat (21:48:36): leo was like what the fuck.
CultivatedHeat (21:48:54): you mean i cut down all that bambo shit, and all your doing its eating the leave
CultivatedHeat (21:49:00): so like leo was pisssssed
CultivatedHeat (21:49:11): then leo was like alite im gunna eat yo shit tongiht.
CultivatedHeat (21:49:16): yang was like whatever
CultivatedHeat (21:49:22): so leo then charged at yang
CultivatedHeat (21:49:34): but to his suprise leo's teeths were off da hook
CultivatedHeat (21:49:51): apartly the bambo had griding down his teeth
CultivatedHeat (21:49:58): leo was like oh well no
CultivatedHeat (21:50:12): mang was like yah bitch, you cant eat me now
CultivatedHeat (21:50:13): im so cool
CultivatedHeat (21:50:18): woot woot for the panda
CultivatedHeat (21:51:23): but yeah, leo forgot he had claws, and began to tear away at the panda. and the knowledge he gained from the snake and the speed and aglity he learned from the mouse and the llama,was put into use in eating the panda named mang.
CultivatedHeat (21:51:25): THE END
HER (21:51:44): what a riveting story
CultivatedHeat (21:52:25): "Tiger and the Panda" by visess hay
CultivatedHeat (21:54:14): and the moral of the story is learn from your mistakes the gangsta tiger way.