heres a story for the kids:

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

just in case you didnt know

ps: im living in christmas hell.

you are what you think and say you are. so if you want to be happy, think and say youre happy. and you will be.

man it took me a long time to figure that out.

apparently i didnt take an accurate polling sample when addressing my chuck norris facts of the day. so they are back. here's today's ( Read more... )

apparently im the only one who thinks my chuck norris facts are funny. so after one whole entry, i have decided to discontinue them.

i decided that i am going to start doing chuck norris facts of the day. so here's todays ( Read more... )

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! i hate this paper. a lot.

she's my friend of all friends
she's still here, when everyones gone
she doesnt have to say a thing
we'll just keep laughing all night long

again with the bonnie raitt.