he is wearing his hat backwards
he is calling me dude

i'd like for you to be my friend. i really would.

and now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for audience interaction.

ask me a question, and i will answer.

this year was so great ( Read more... )

when you hear a little crack
and you don't know where it's at
it's your bones
(it's your bones)

when you're walking down the street
and you hear a little creak
it's your bones
(it's your bones)

heh heh...

1If I speak in the tongues[1] of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. 2If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. 3If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the ( Read more... )

hairspay, fake smiles, sparkles, bright lights, and hopeful moms, and future sorority girls (very nice girls ( Read more... )

1. You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCH!"XXX ( Read more... )

how great would it be to be a princess ( Read more... )

today was quiet like stars.

not peaceful, though. the calm before the storm. you can tell something's brewing just underneath the surface.

my favorite dreams are of people i haven't met. when you see someone and think that he or she is interesting, you might be sorely disappointed if you actually meet them. if you never talk to them, however, you ( Read more... )

i am neither lola nor showgirl.