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Sarah: ima shoot my vagina
Sarah: but not really
Callie: haha yeah
Callie: if it wouldn't hurt and make me not be able to have babies i would do it
Sarah: for real
Sarah: i think vaginas should be detachable
Sarah: like when you want babies pop them in
Sarah: when you dont. then keep them in a jar or something
Callie: EWWWW
Callie: i would hate to like go in someone's bathroom and be looking for tylenol in the cabinet or something and find their vagina
Sarah: haha keep them at the hospital
Callie: lol, but then everyone would know when you wanted to have sex because they would see you go into the hospital, grab your vagina, and leave
Sarah: it could be secret
Sarah: they could send it through the mail
Callie: hahaha
Callie: but what if the jar broken in the mail van
Sarah: it would suck for the mail man
Callie: then there would be vagina juice everywhere
Sarah: carrying a vagina and didnt know it
Sarah: hey it could be non breakable glass
Sarah: duh
Callie: hahah i guess so
Sarah: since carrying our vaginas in jars is the next trend
Callie: but what if your husband opened the package and found your vagina
Callie: that would be gross
Callie: he'd be like "HONEY! what is this....?......EW GROSS GROSS GROSS"
Sarah: he would be happy. he would know he was getting stuff
Callie: true, gross, but true
Sarah: i think the doctor would have to re attach the vaginas anyway
Callie: or it could have a home attachment kit
Callie: like maybe it would have velcrow on the back
Callie: so you could put iton and take it off easy
Sarah: velcrow would be way scratchy
Sarah: OK NEXT SUBJECT
Sarah: hahahaha
Callie: HAHAHAHA YES YES YES
Callie: i'm saving that whole conversation
Sarah: we just had like a full conversation on detachable vaginas