New Mother Fucking Picture coming soon ( Read more... )

So, last night my cock-eyed, pompous assed, fuck head of a neighbor moved out. In doing so he left a large amount of stuff out on the sidewalk. This included his Grow Cabinet (an armoire with most of the shelves cut out to make room for budding plants (pot)), which had lots and lots of keef and leaves hanging out in all the drawers, a dresser and ( Read more... )

Last night, Christina and I played Tetris for around 2 hours. We love the Nintendo. Although she got the higher score, I got more high scores because I play at super speed all the way through the game. I am very lucky to have a woman who will go on a beer run, play hours of tetris with me, and then pumice my feet. So as you can tell, things are ( Read more... )

So, my new job offers paid holidays i.e: Labor Day! So what did I get paid to do on Monday? I played Final Fantasy II for five hours, drank beer, and barely left my house! I rock at getting paid to be a shut in ( Read more... )

Last night was lots of fun. Drinking beer and playing Tetris attack, later we watched Pee Wee's big adventure and Fight Club. I'm glad to have the people around me that I do, otherwise moving here could have been to hard. I would like to mention to all those still congregating on the east cost, that you are truly missing out. Forget Manchester ( Read more... )

I have taken to calling my obese cat, Lady Stardust, names in hopes that she will feel bad and lose some weight. Here is a list of such names ( Read more... )

So I now work for the third largest comic book company in the world.
I quit that stupid theater.
Fuck that job.
Bring on the job where I answer emails and get free comics weekly.

...DARK HORSE.

Living Large in Portland, Oregon ( Read more... )

Oh also, My phone is some times turned off.
I always get text messages tho.
207-449-5137

Coming Back East for a little bit.
My friend, Skip, passed away recently.
So, I'll be in Maine for a little while.
I fly out tomorrow morning.
Be in Portland sometime tomorrow evening.
If you want to hang out, thats where I'll be.