so i dont ever write in this shit. i think i'll just start writing about more random stuff and less about bob barker. you can only make so many The Price Is Right jokes before you run out of material. but oooooh do i have a story for you now. i watched TPIR today with eva (i have been lately because the Ice Age struck NC so the whole state shut ( Read more... )

bob barker is EIGHTY but still AMAZING in the sack! seriously... i took time after my ridiculously impossible calc 2 exam to watch TPIR because bob barker turned EIGHTY today. seriously... hes the hottest 80 year old on the fricking planet. when he came on stage i was like... look he got a haircut, and my friend tana laughed because i'm a nerd ( Read more... )

lets go ahead and get the bob barker stories outta the way ( Read more... )

bob barker was not harmed in the making of this story ( Read more... )

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that skanky girl i was telling you about was DEFINITELY wearing a "JUSTINCASE" shirt today. it seriously made my life ( Read more... )

so the other day i went out to eat by myself. no i am not gonna whiiine about how lonely i am or stupid shit like that, just no one was at THE MOTHERLAND... i was hungry, too lazy to cook, and really wanted tofu. so i go to HOT WOK by myself for some family style bean curd. i am sittin there by myself (whhhhhy *slits wrist* hahahahah) listening ( Read more... )

according to my knowledge... school started tuesday the 26th. i've been telling that to people that ask and everything. i go to work on campus today, i take a look around... and think to myself "wow, there are a lot of people here at school today." turns out class started TODAY... and i've already missed my first THREE classes. whoops, sorry ( Read more... )

ONE YEAR AGO TODAY... I STARTED THE GENUISNESS THAT IS MY LIVEJOURNAL. AND IN THAT ONE YEAR IT HAS BROUGHT MANY A SMILE, AND MADE MANY CHUCKLE ( Read more... )

so the other day on the price is right... they call this guy down named micheal... and you can just tell this guy is a total lurker/kid toucher, moustache and ALL! he bids once... and hes got the southern accent you only hear at those country gas stations, and out on porches. k... this motorized scooter comes out. he bids "3601, exactly 3601 ( Read more... )