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- Fri, 12:20: RT @ Lord_Voldemort7: Vampires VS Zombies... sparkling VS moaning. Why not just put them together and you've got a Ke$ha concert!
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- Fri, 05:49: Some people are like #Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs
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- Tue, 01:27: A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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- Wed, 12:49: RT @ UncleBlazer: I didn't drink last night but I had to wake up so early this morning that it gave me a hangover.
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- Tue, 13:17: The worlds over abundance of kittens can be traced back to the fact that cats are whores #randomfact
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- Sat, 19:37: RT @ Lord_Voldemort7: If I hear "Party Rock" one more time I swear I will murder a baby. Or at least give it a weather-themed scar...
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- Thu, 22:59: I'm off to see the wizard. The wonderful wizard of work :$
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- Wed, 23:40: Hey, #wheresperry?
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- Wed, 13:48: Curse you Perry the Platypus!! #phineasandferb are gonna do it all!!
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- Mon, 13:33: RT @ Lord_Voldemort7: Your mamma is so fat that she brought syrup to a quiddich match cause she heard there'd be quaffles.
- Mon, 17:14: Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm out-going. But only my BEST friends know that I'm completely insane.