Synopsis:
Ben Stiller plays risk-averse Reuben Feffer, whose best-laid plans for life and love careen wildly off track when his bride dumps him on their honeymoon for a muscle-bound scuba instructor. Stunned, humiliated and in the grip of acute indigestion, Reuben plans to play it safer than ever. But a chance encounter with an adventure-craving, ( Read more... )

A spokesperson for Christina Aguilera tells The New York Daily News reports that the singer is now engaged to boyfriend Jordan Bratman are "completely false," and would not comment on whether the two are in fact dating. Prior reports had attributed the marriage talk to a "pal" and Bratman's mother Sally.That's what I was talkin about when I told ( Read more... )

Did anyone happen to catch The Ellen DeGeneres Show today?


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I've been really busy with, well everything! Grammy's, parities, premiers, HOSTING SNL among many other things ( Read more... )

I want a pool of cherry jello for x-mas. Then I wanna jello wrestle with big chris. under his tree

Bells Will Be Ringing ( Read more... )

Thanksgiving is a day to be thankful eveything you have. It's not a day to celebrate turkeys. Thats why it's called THANKSGIVING and not TURKEY day..actually I was just trying to think of other things to get my mind off of the food. Seeing that it hasn't worked..who wants to know what's going to be on the Aguilera Thanksgiving menu ( Read more... )

I went x-mas shopping this afternoon. One of the mannequins looked like Keri in her 50's! LOL! I also saw something about women with Pillsbury dough boy stomachs. Keri will be happy to know I do NOT have one :)

seXpot chrissi: what would you say, if i said i wanted to rub melted chocoalte bars all over your bod?
seXpot chrissi: ..
seXpot chrissi: okay
seXpot chrissi: :-\
seXpot chrissi: Coltin...?
seXpot chrissi: :-(
xxxCOLTINxxx signed off at 12:19:03 AM.

I had to take my contacts out and wash them to make sure I was seeing this right..
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