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Facts
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Character(s): Demyx/Zexion
Genre: Humor/Romance(?)
Summary: While I should take my own advice, life is a lot more interesting without rules.
Facts are unusual things.
Fact #1: I eat yogurt with a fork.
They can be random, completely valid, or even foreshadow future events.
Fact #2: Pigs have intestines.
The important thing is to tell these facts apart, then sort them into the three categories.
Fact #3: My name is Demyx O’Donohue.
After that the only thing really left to do is use the information to your benefit; not the other guy’s.
Fact #4: Marluxia picks his nose.
Once you get everything together (and get that embarrassing photo/video of you singing in the shower/etc. in your hands and out of their stupid, greasy claws) then you can go about your life with the knowledge that you just owned their butt.
Fact #5: Zexion Corazza is the hottest guy on the face of the planet.
Note: Please keep your embarrassing facts to yourself; others might make use of these facts and use them against you. Make sure never to tell anyone such information.
Fact #6: Corazza is staring at me right now, and I don’t know why.
Under no circumstances should these facts be shared with any individual- or with any group of individuals, for that matter.
Fact #7: Turns out the reason Corazza’s staring at me is because I just shouted Fact #5 for the entire cafeteria to hear.
Maybe I should take my own advice.
Fact #8: Turns out he had his ear buds in and was just wondering why I had jumped right in front of him in the lunch line.
I admit that sometimes I act before I think, but it isn’t entirely my fault. It’s just that I’m a big sucker for a good game of Truth-or-Dare. (Or, depending on who I’m playing with, Truth-or-Make-Out-In-That-Closet-Over-There-With-(insert name here)-And-Don’t-Come-Out-Until-You’re-Both-Suitably-Ruffled.)
Fact #9: Now everyone but Corazza knows I find him attractive.
Life is pretty boring, you know? You have to spice it up a bit.
Fact #10: I just left the cafeteria, and I’m blushing like hell.
If everything in life was governed with rules there would be no exception, and thus no real excitement.
Fact #11: Corazza’s in the hall with me, now. Don’t know why.
If everything followed rules then we wouldn’t have grunge music, late-night television, or priests that molest children. (Though I admit we could survive rather well without the latter.)
Fact #12: He’s talking to me, now. We’re chatting. It’s nice.
Turns out his iPod's broken.
Fact #13: Zexion just kissed me.
Turns out his iPod's broken.
Note: That last part wasn't a typo, just so you know, and I could not resist #4. ^w^
Consider this a late Dexion day present for you guys. (Better late than never!)
Love,
-Besieged Infection
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Character(s): Demyx/Zexion
Genre: Humor/Romance(?)
Summary: While I should take my own advice, life is a lot more interesting without rules.
Facts are unusual things.
Fact #1: I eat yogurt with a fork.
They can be random, completely valid, or even foreshadow future events.
Fact #2: Pigs have intestines.
The important thing is to tell these facts apart, then sort them into the three categories.
Fact #3: My name is Demyx O’Donohue.
After that the only thing really left to do is use the information to your benefit; not the other guy’s.
Fact #4: Marluxia picks his nose.
Once you get everything together (and get that embarrassing photo/video of you singing in the shower/etc. in your hands and out of their stupid, greasy claws) then you can go about your life with the knowledge that you just owned their butt.
Fact #5: Zexion Corazza is the hottest guy on the face of the planet.
Note: Please keep your embarrassing facts to yourself; others might make use of these facts and use them against you. Make sure never to tell anyone such information.
Fact #6: Corazza is staring at me right now, and I don’t know why.
Under no circumstances should these facts be shared with any individual- or with any group of individuals, for that matter.
Fact #7: Turns out the reason Corazza’s staring at me is because I just shouted Fact #5 for the entire cafeteria to hear.
Maybe I should take my own advice.
Fact #8: Turns out he had his ear buds in and was just wondering why I had jumped right in front of him in the lunch line.
I admit that sometimes I act before I think, but it isn’t entirely my fault. It’s just that I’m a big sucker for a good game of Truth-or-Dare. (Or, depending on who I’m playing with, Truth-or-Make-Out-In-That-Closet-Over-There-With-(insert name here)-And-Don’t-Come-Out-Until-You’re-Both-Suitably-Ruffled.)
Fact #9: Now everyone but Corazza knows I find him attractive.
Life is pretty boring, you know? You have to spice it up a bit.
Fact #10: I just left the cafeteria, and I’m blushing like hell.
If everything in life was governed with rules there would be no exception, and thus no real excitement.
Fact #11: Corazza’s in the hall with me, now. Don’t know why.
If everything followed rules then we wouldn’t have grunge music, late-night television, or priests that molest children. (Though I admit we could survive rather well without the latter.)
Fact #12: He’s talking to me, now. We’re chatting. It’s nice.
Turns out his iPod's broken.
Fact #13: Zexion just kissed me.
Turns out his iPod's broken.
Note: That last part wasn't a typo, just so you know, and I could not resist #4. ^w^
Consider this a late Dexion day present for you guys. (Better late than never!)
Love,
-Besieged Infection