My new religion.

[xtoturnwithinx]

Once again, I've made a religious conversion out of necessity.

This time, it's Onanism.

Like Bokonism, but physically masturbatory instead of just philosophically.

Comments

[proppat]

o·nan·ism /ˈoʊnəˌnɪzəm/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[oh-nuh-niz-uhm] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
-noun
1. withdrawal of the penis in sexual intercourse so that ejaculation takes place outside the vagina; coitus interruptus.

lol, awesome!

[xtoturnwithinx]

I meant definition 2, which is just masturbation. Definition 1 requires I actually have sex, which hasn't happened for a very long time.

[proppat]

Yes, but definition 1 was much more entertaining...although, I admit, masturbation never looses it's humor.

[xtoturnwithinx]

It definitely loses its appeal fast.

Especially after 8 months.