Info Gathering

[xtreme_schemes]

So. Trying to get back in the groove with Xanatos, and I figured one way to do that is with a little relevant information gathering. Specifically with the question: Can Xanatos badtouch you?

... okay, so that's something of a misnomer. We're talking for a given value of badtouch here, as Xanatos will not be molesting anyone. At least not in a

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[me_fuckyeah]

I do not mind Xanatos trying to badtouch America, whose skill set should be obvious (and he's obviously not trying to hide it anymore), or Austria.

He can try with Kairi, but I don't think he'd get very far with her.

[xtreme_schemes]

I suppose the Arsenal of Democracy might prove valuable...

And hey, trying is the fun part.

[beamkkake]

I think you already have Bat's resume. Grade A Minion with experience as a commander, soldier, assassin, spy, and all around bastard. Also great at disposing of bodies. Slight case of Chronic Backstabbing Disorder. *cough*

Atoli is a bleeding heart and a sucker. I am all for Machiavellian Villains manipulating her.

Go Go Team Badtouch!

[xtreme_schemes]

... chronic backstabbing, you say? You should meet my pocket geneticist and the clone I had him create.

And I'll keep that all in mind, thanks!

[beamkkake]

Three Leaders and counting! :D

[laserdragon]

OOH! OOH! PICK ME PICK ME.

ABSOLUTE YES PLZ. Evil scheming corporations are the instigator of basically everything that happens in FFVII. Yuffie has a particular loathing of corporations and suits due to the brutal subjugation of her homeland. Except she is dumb and cocky she can't resist sticking her kunai in a light socket and is mega pinged by Xanatos and totally thinks she could play him for a chump or at least get a few lulz out of it. So yeah.

Her skills include being a ninja, and pretty damn powerful at that. She actually can be stealthy if she puts her mind to it, is fast, is efficient and is just overall an excellent thief. Again, if she's putting her mind to it. She is also motivated easily by money and, as stated above, kind of lack the essential good idea/bad idea filter in her brain.

Also everything from the FFVII world is exploitable and Yuffie's not good at keeping her mouth shut. Just for starters would be Materia which are stones that hold magic and allow anyone using them to become a total twink. \o/

[xtreme_schemes]

Of all the potential minions... Le sigh. But I find the concept of your magic glow-y rocks intriguing, especially if they can be used as ingredients in a type of delicious soup.

[wakuchan]

Feel free to badtouch Zima! (I think Chii might have mentioned him to Xanatos already?) He's not too likely to be taken in by it, but it'd be fun.

[xtreme_schemes]

Yes, Chii did mention another persocom in Camp, so! we'll see what happens.

[bromantic]

ALL OF MINE

Aerrow | Shawn | Oz | Haruka | Virgil/Static | Dean | Casshern | Yui | Sun-woo | Bumblebee.

:D

[xtreme_schemes]

From flying motorcycle pilots to giant robots... Quite a list!

[heightofthe]

And they're all easily manipulated!

[xtreme_schemes]

So much the better.