How To Get A Girl If You Can't Get One By Being Really Nice

[xtribalmikex]

a) Get muscles.
b) Start a fight.
c) Win the fight.
d) Cut your hair.
e) Hit on everyone that's a girl.
f) Be a complete asshole to every girl you meet.
g) Drink beer and nothing else.
*Note - You need to call beer a bruschi.
h) Play a tough guy sport.
i) Walk around with no shirt on every chance possible.
*Note - This must come after getting

Comments

[tex_prendi]

dood no chick u actually want to date would like that mikey...hmm pat try again..lol..

[brittyfaith]

yea, um about that - not so much. muscles & tan = good stuff, but um, if any guy winked at me - i'd probably spoon his eye out - haha just kidding - okay anywyas, you almost got it there - but girls really do just like nice guys

[sy_music]

for all you non-believers in the miracle process...just look at all the guys like that are in your school. you almost never see one of them dateless.

[xtribalmikex]

yea and they act like that too. any guy whose an asshole gets the girls. psh, non-believers is right.

[tex_prendi]

ya but have u also noticed that those couples never last and they are constantly fighing and causing drama...

[brittyfaith]

because they go for the wrong chicks - but hey, thats just me, a girl, with what i know - wouldnt want a jack ass like that..

[bleeding_agony]

Im with Mike and Pat, you need to be like that to get the girls. But you need some more points

[cails_28]

Considering all the guys that you strive to be have at least 3 different kinds of STDs and have police records and will probably never succeed in life besides being a male whore. But hey if that's who you want to be...GO FOR IT! YAY!