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[xtrnlmonologue]

I am awake...

I am hungry...

If someone does not bring me Kagura Tsukasa's head on a platter, or slow-roasted cow and a trash can full of borscht within the next ten minutes, I will not be held responsible for what I do next.

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[yocookinmama]

[attached, not borscht or a whole cow but... a very very big pot of hearty beef stew if Ivan wants it.]

[xtrnlmonologue]

It's a start!

[yocookinmama]

Mama hopes you enjoy it then!

[xtrnlmonologue]

This is a good start. Thank you.

[its_neverlupus]

Hrm.

See, Steve?

Therapy worked.

...of course it did.

[xtrnlmonologue]

Nobody has been giving me the workout I require while I have been unconcious... This is going to take weeks to recover from.

[its_neverlupus]

...we have horrible nurses, it would seem.

[xtrnlmonologue]

Perhaps, but they're cute.

Not that I could say that, with a full mouth...

[kenkabanchou]

...IVAN! 'Bout damn time!

[xtrnlmonologue]

Less talking.

More food.

[kenkabanchou]

...um.

[Attached: ...a doughnut. Seriously, that's all he had near him.]

...?

[xtrnlmonologue]

You're a good man, Masaru.

[drunkkareoke]

A-ah... i-it's not much... but...

[Attached: Extra large bento with chicken katsu, various kinds of sushi, kitsune udon, and teryaki beef. There's also a little container of chocolate bites in various kinds like dark, white, and milk chocolate.]

[xtrnlmonologue]

My compliments to the chef.

Is there more?

[drunkkareoke]

Ehehe. You're welcome.

Uhm... lessie...

[Attached: more chicken katsu and teryaki beef, plus some more chocolate and a couple of left over hamburgers from the dinner she cooked last night.]

[Audio]

[xtrnlmonologue]

*OM NOM NOM*

1/2

[lyricalmagical]

Ivan-san! Thank goodness, we-

2/2

[lyricalmagical]

...ah-heh.

We'll see about the food.

Re: 2/2

[xtrnlmonologue]

Good. And you're going to need to send someone with new sheets...

I'm a messy eater.

Re: 2/2

[lyricalmagical]

Ri- right... ^_^;;;