Stolen from Amber-izzle:

[xubmyloverx]

Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best ones from the first page of results. DON'T FORGET TO PUT IT IN QUOTES, otherwise it won't work:

"Brooke looks like any other baby girl. But in fact, she's 12 years old."

"Brooke looks like a cheap hooker. Her face is pale while her body is tan ..."

"Brooke looks like a corner store

Comments

[sunkissed2663]

Wow... I am not sure I like my wife to be putting picture of herself on the internet! Oh well, at least everyone gets to see what I get to see every night ;) ha! LOVE YOU WIFEY!

[xubmyloverx]

Hahhaa. Oh Kelsey. I am so bored. Boo for being bored. Too bad you weren't in Boise right now!!!

[sunkissed2663]

I should visit you sometime soon.

[xubmyloverx]

Yes. Yes. Please.

[prada_freak]

so i found this really entertaining...there were quiet a few good ones but this was my favorite:

"Madison looks like a slightly used and skanky fairy princess with wonderful mountains and glitter on her nose. Pity she has no soul..."

[xubmyloverx]

hahahahahahahaa

[sunkissed2663]

Mine was bad...

"kelsey looks like she getting banged real hard buth theres nothign to hold on to.."

haha

[xubmyloverx]

whoa. that's intense. ahaha.

[twinkles_lover]

"Josie looks like she's ready to dive off your lap onto the dog to hitch a ride."

"Josie looks like she outweighs him by 20 pounds. ..."

"wondering what Josie looks like these days? She looks like a pole dancer -- a very very drunk pole dancer."

I've never been so confused on what I look like! but.. this is funny. haha

[xubmyloverx]

Hahaha, let's be very, very drunk pole dancers for my birthday?!?! Yes?!?! Oh and I need to call you back ... errrmmm ... since you called me like, four days ago and I didn't answer because i SuCk.

xox

[xgutterslutnuix]

Well, I vote, Brooke looks gorgeous! Wow honey! Lookin good these days!!

[xubmyloverx]

Why thank you, thank you very much miss!