Things are going pretty swell indeed ( Read more... )

It's Friday night and i'm sitting in my dressing gown playing Xbox, drinking beers and smoking a pipe ( Read more... )

Shite, I need to stop leaving this unattended to for weeks, my memory isn't as good as it once was ( Read more... )

Shiter ( Read more... )

It's been all go in the past week or so, the giant blisters on the soles of my feet show that. Been on a bit of health spree, figured it's probably time I lose a bit of the auld beer belly and love handles. It's pretty easy and it's made me hate my fellow fatties, people who go on about how hard dieting and excersing is, it's fuckin' simple; cut ( Read more... )

Rev, as predicted, was gorgeous. Pure big pre-drinking crowd, was smashin' so it wis. Chris put my pubes in Meg's hair and she had a greet, pretty funny. I took a shit and bluetoothed photos of myself to people next door. Was reasonably un-sober when I left for Rev, was a crackin' wee walk. I spent alot of the night playing with Chris's crutches ( Read more... )

My inability to watch movies really annoys me, I sat down to watch The Bourne Identity, (never seen it before)watched about 10 minutes of it and just couldn't watch it any longer. This is why my list of movies i've seen is a shiter, I pretty much just watch stand up DVD's and Family Guy ( Read more... )

Monday, after a brief maths lab (in which we thought of creative ways to wake up the 'lecturer' who came in and fuckin' dozed off, not that we need the fuckin' Bill Cosby sound-a-like) we headed over to the union for a lovely old piss-up. Banter was lovely, me, Danny, Steve, Cobb and Jordan. Me and Cobb jumped out for smokes and stopped by the Wee ( Read more... )

Hahaha, pretty fuckin' mental Friday ( Read more... )

This week has actually been relatively productive, not particularly out of choice, but more out of being completely skint ( Read more... )