Catty Friday was a good 'un. Chris got me and legend, and turned back from Braehead to get buzz haha. Ran fuckin' errands with CJ doom, whilst commencing boozing in his car. Eventually got to Gill's and got like 20 minutes of pre-drinking/bantering going, everyone seemed to see this as an excuse to down ridiculous amounts of vodka. Chris was pished ( Read more... )

So, Christmas eve was a topper of a night, just stayed in the crow all night and everyone assembled there, was a fuckin' tonne of folk out, one of those smashing nights where you dunno who to talk to, nice catching up with some peepzzz. I was fuckin' sauced out my treehouse man. Ross invited me and andy back for a bacon sandwich hahahahahahha fucks ( Read more... )

Whilst being a faggy bastard and doing one of those yearly quizzes on Myspace, I realised that 2008 has been top sausage, I can't really think of anything that I would change at all, maybe small things like ordering something else that day the bad chef was in and made the most half-assed sizzle ever. When that's the only regret you have from a full ( Read more... )

Once again, i've left this fuckin' slammer too long and have no idea where to start; perhaps here ( Read more... )

My birthday was bitchin'. Went to the union with Danny an hour before our lecture and some other engineering folk joined for pool and a wee swally, was nice. Then big Findlay got in aboot us for a few hours. Had another hour to waste so went back over to the union for more pool and swallys, Danny owned paki tits which he is very happy about. Had a ( Read more... )

Well, I am now 20, I didn't wake up with a full grown beard which was slightly disappointing.

Going for some breaky, then a sneaky pint with uni folk, then a lecture and a test, then a lab, then getting Ross and boosting up to KP's for some hefty pre-rev booze/banter.

It'll be a gorgeous day/night. Except the lecture.

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Sizzle was lovely the other day, fuckin LIAM!! joined, pure random lulzzz, was good seeing him. Good banter all round the table. Joe was ragin' at the staff for bringing him the wrong food twice, then the chef brought out the right thing and looked ragin', Joe was well munchin' down on some chef pubes and barman jizz haha ( Read more... )

Well, that's me enroled like fuck, was a bit of hassle with money, but I got it sorted. My student ID picture is the greatest thing i've ever seen, I look like an actual rapist, the lassie offered to take another one but I kept the rapist-pic for the comedy value. Classes start on Monday, actually PURE excited about it. Only in 3 days a week, ( Read more... )