"If you meet any of the qualifications below, you are gay.
2. If you've ever owned a Smiths album.
6. If you tap your feet to a Smiths song.
10. If you have any kind of sex -with a male or a female- to The Smiths, you're gay.
15. If there's a Smiths song on in a bar and you're in the bathroom with your dick in your hand.
20. If you fuck a girl who
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