Dear Melanie! =]

[xw1shfulth1nk3r]

Dear Melanie,

You have a cute ________. You make me _______. You should _______.
Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I'd __________.
I would build a _______ just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my __________.
If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars. My love for you is

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[aimxtoxmiss]

Dear Melanie,

You have a cute face. You make me happy. You should be my best friend.
Someday I will die. You + me = us i know my calculus. If I saw you now I'd jump for joy.
I would build a sand castle just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my weenis.
If I could sing you any song it would be a jack johnson one.
We could sit on ur trampoline under the stars. My love for you is like that of a roaring volcano. I want to eat your artful cakes and make you more! Your hair tastes like Vo8. The best part of you is your friendship skills and i wanna make babies with you. Have many days of laughter with me.

Love,
Rainey Rhiann Gaetano

(P.S. people who work at bakeries suck butt.)

[xw1shfulth1nk3r]

EXCUSE ME. dont make me get my fellow LJ/bakery buddies on you. we will kill you and your butt-sucking doughnuts. plus out donuts are cheaper than yours so hahahahaha

[anonymous]

Dear Melanie,

You have a cute __dad______. You make me ___stinky____. You should __dance_____.
Someday I will ___fly___. You + me =___us_____. If I saw you now I'd ___poop_______.
I would build a ____house___ just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my ____tummy______.
If I could sing you any song it would be ____rad_____.
We could ______smell____ under the stars. My love for you is like that of ___lobsters_________. I want to ____lick_______ your ____feet______ and make you ___fart_______! Your ____balls_______tastes like ___rubber_________. The best part of you is ____silly_______ and i wanna _____nail____________you. Have___puppies____with me

Love,
___brendan____________

(P.S. ____pittle pattle__________.)