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I GET TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE AT NICOLE'S WEDDING TO THE BRAZILIAN WITH JEEFFFREEEY GINGIS GEAGAN....OOOOOHHHH YYYEEEAAAHHH.

We're both majorly excited. HE DYED HIS HAIR BLACK. It looks blue. I love Jeff.

I DON'T HAVE TO WALK WITH UNCLE RICARDO. II GET TO WALK WITH JEEEFFFFF.

Jealous much?

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