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( Mario is going to visit his grandmother. She lives far from him, so him and his mother have to travel all around to get there. First, they go to the train station. Mario is very excited because he has never taken a train before. There are men and women, girls and boys. He smiles the whole ride. When they reach their destination, Mario's mother takes his hand and they walk to the bus stop. They wait for the bus for a long time before it finally comes. It finally comes and Mario is happy because he is getting closer to seeing his grandmother who he loves and hasn't seen in a while. It's a very long bus ride and Mario is getting impationt. There are babies crying and people talking loudly. Finally, they reach their next stop. Mario knows they're almost there and just can't wait to see his grandmother. His mother gets a taxi and they go in. Mario looks around at the houses along the way and admires them. The tress are full and the flowers have bloomed, so it is very pretty. He is very excited now. Suddenly, the taxi stops. Mario gets a giant smile on his face and leaps out of the taxi when he sees his grandmother. Grandma!, he says and runs up and hugs her. Mario is just so happy to be with his grandmother and will always remember his long and exciting journey. )

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Babii Mx33: BREAKFAST AT 4 IN THE MORNING

Auto response from theletterq2870: bleh...attempting to find breakfast in this house

Babii Mx33: JESUS LAINISMO!!

: )

I just woke up an hour before!

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